Florida PET

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:11 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:...my son...

Thanks, dad! You're the best dad in the whole world!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:01 pm

KC Scott wrote:Fist day

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:14 pm

Good job. Now to let us know where in Paradise you were vacationing.

mamamustanger · Post by **mamamustanger** » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:52 pm

Great pictures

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:16 pm

Wolfman wrote:Now to let us know where in Paradise you were vacationing.

How far a drive would that be from Florida?

:|

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:36 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Now to let us know where in Paradise you were vacationing.
How far a drive would that be from Florida?

:|

Petting sharks was probably the safest part of that trip.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:32 am

mvscal wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Fist day

Oh my...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:36 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Screw the Northwest.

Wigga, puhleez.

Not too far from home.

And I'll take a salmon over any of the other shit, and just passed up a couple of chances to go hit the Big Ocean for halibut. Maybe I'll hit up the end of tuna season when I get back from the major road trip I just agreed to. But ocean fishing sucks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Jun 11, 2015 10:47 pm

Papa Willie wrote:It's a whole lot more fun catching fish like those on bass tackle.

"Bass tackle" would be probably considered "heavy" compared to what I landed ^^^^^^^ on -- 8# (silly ultra-thin high tech stuff) and a 7' medium rod (with a broken tip).

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:05 am

My idea of fun fishing is to hit a small trout stream, not during black fly season of course, and catch my limit of native brook trout around 10". Take them home and fry them up for dinner. Remember doing that once back in CNY with my brother. When we came to our car there was a NY State DEC cop waiting for us. He had us empty our creels. Fortunately we each had 10 which was the limit back then. Each one over 10 carried a hefty fine. I was sweating it.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:49 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:Screw the Northwest.
Wigga, puhleez.

Not too far from home.

And I'll take a salmon over any of the other shit, and just passed up a couple of chances to go hit the Big Ocean for halibut. Maybe I'll hit up the end of tuna season when I get back from the major road trip I just agreed to. But ocean fishing sucks.

damn, that is a nice salmon. how many will that feed?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:03 am

For me the least important aspect of fishing is catching fish. It's more about the outdoors, cracking a beer or 10, and enjoying some good conversation.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:21 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:For me the least important aspect of fishing is catching fish. It's more about the outdoors, cracking a beer or 10, and enjoying some good conversation.

Having a good conversation with a fish has to be better than dealing with LTard and The Stool here.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:55 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:For me the least important aspect of fishing is catching fish. It's more about the outdoors, cracking a beer or 10, and enjoying some good conversation.
Having a good conversation with a fish has to be better than dealing with LTard and The Stool here.

Especially when the former is more of your intellectual peer than the latter.

Insane Genis · Post by **Insane Genis** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:35 am

I'm Ok with Florida vacations, I get it. Actually I don't, but seriously? Florida is a dick joke. Why go to Florida when the Great Lakes are better for fishing and scenery. You know what? Never discover that. Go fish next to a Publix and a bowling alley in Florida and call it a vacation. Leave Sleeping Bear Dunes alone.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:21 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Plus - they've gotten as hardcore on catching drunk boaters down here as they are people driving on the road.

What are these "boaters" you speak of? So much fresh water up here one does not have to worry about such things.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 1:55 pm

Nice stuff, Scott.

RACK You!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:09 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Y'all afraid to go out on the water?

Between the Great Lakes and the 11,000 inland lakes, there are plenty of places you can go to avoid people. Plus, we send all of our drunken rednecks down south for you guys to deal with.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 4:32 pm

So it's just you pedophiles who get to stay? Lots of backwoods eh? You are a fucking creep.

molly · Post by **molly** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:14 pm

I really really want to go on vacation. NOW

molly · Post by **molly** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:04 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:For me the least important aspect of fishing is catching fish. It's more about the outdoors, cracking a beer or 10, and enjoying some good conversation.

Soulmates.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:25 pm

Moving Sale wrote:So it's just you pedophiles who get to stay? Lots of backwoods eh? You are a fucking creep.

Not today, oh tiny one. I've got to be in the mood to deal with your tedious petulance.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 6:51 pm

You don't get to pick when I post about your sexual deviance you horrid pedo.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:41 pm

I thought BP ruined the LA fishing with their oil spill.

Sin,

National media dumbfucks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:43 pm

Papa Willie wrote:[Maybe worse than getting an auto DUI...

Around here (I guess that would be Oregon), a BUII IS worse than a DUII. Not enforced quite as hardcore... well, kind of -- fishermen get massive leeway, drunken waterski/wakeboard/drag boat douchebag gets persecuted. I talked to a rivercop on the Clackamas River (where my pic is from, not a huge stream, lots of jet sleds in winter/spring, a huge armada of rafterdouches (up to 10,000 a day on hot summer weekends), as he was writing someone a ticket for not having a lifejacket (don't have to wear it if you're over 16, still have to have one accessible). Young rivercop said "I wish it was always winter -- we never stop anyone, because the fishermen are always legal."

smackaholic wrote:[
damn, that is a nice salmon. how many will that feed?

Fed 4 adults and a child very well that evening (FRESH MOTHERFUCKING SALMON, you heathens). Fed 2 of us the next night (not so FRESH MOTHERFUCKING SALMON, but still more fresh than any you've ever eaten -- store-bought sits dead in a net that long... hate to be the one to break it to you). Maybe 7 pounds of meat (fish weighed 10 pounds after bleeding, before gutting... oh, that's right, the commercial folks don't bleed them either... YUKKKKK).

And BTW -- notice that green and Lightning Yellow hat, and same color shirt under the fleece... is it September yet?).

Insane Genis wrote:Why go to Florida when the Great Lakes are better for fishing and scenery.

Laughing hard over here. But if that's your deal, you should thank the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife for those fish you have (that's who stocked the salmonids in the Great Lakes).

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
What are these "boaters" you speak of? So much fresh water up here one does not have to worry about such things.

Uhm, here on the Left Coast, where the Vietnam refugees landed, "Boater" is a slur, and is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.

And, uhm... we have fresh water, too. Lots and lots and lots. Bank fishing opportunity everywhere. And you'll notice in my pic, I'm standing in a boat (albeit in 4" of water, but we drifted a big chunk of river). Laughing at that one, too.

Although Southern fishing looks fun, I feel even more spoiled than I already did.

BTW -- Scott's OL looks deece for a filthy old used up whore.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:45 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Not too far from home.

And I'll take a salmon over any of the other shit, and just passed up a couple of chances to go hit the Big Ocean for halibut. Maybe I'll hit up the end of tuna season when I get back from the major road trip I just agreed to. But ocean fishing sucks.

Have you actually ever fished the Gulf, Atlantic or the mix that is the Keys? And at least tasted up the catch...grouper, snapper, trout, cobia, reds, snook, etc..

Not to mention the game fish...I realize your neck of the woods trumps everything Dins, but wiggah please, to coin your phrase...

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:57 pm

Bucmonkey wrote:
Have you actually ever fished the Gulf, Atlantic or the mix that is the Keys?

Nope. Maybe someday, but I have little desire.

And at least tasted up the catch...grouper, snapper, trout, cobia, reds, snook, etc..

Rarely.

And you know why?

Because it's not sold in seafood markets here, as a general rule. Our local fish? Pretty sure that you can buy it (seasonally) in any fish market in the country.

Once again, the Rule applies... Brain, and THEN keyboard. The Rule helps to avoid unfortunate displays, such as the one you just put on.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:09 pm

Damn Dins, just replying to your hardline is all...fuck the keyboard.

I am sure I would enjoy a weekend and/or a decade in your neck as well as you would down here...

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:11 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Uhm, here on the Left Coast, where the Vietnam refugees landed, "Boater" is a slur, and is not the preferred nomenclature, Dude.

And, uhm... we have fresh water, too. Lots and lots and lots. Bank fishing opportunity everywhere. And you'll notice in my pic, I'm standing in a boat (albeit in 4" of water, but we drifted a big chunk of river). Laughing at that one, too.

Uhm, I didn't address you. I replied to Spray. And, uhm, I don't live on the Left Coast so I don't concern myself with your terminology.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:14 pm

Bucmonkey wrote:I am sure I would enjoy a weekend and/or a decade in your neck as well as you would down here...

I'm actually going to Tampa for a couple of days next month. Won't have much time to enjoy it, though (although I've been warned Tampa sucks in July).

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:16 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I don't live on the Left Coast so I don't concern myself with your terminology.

Well, if you ever visit, I'd recommend finding the Asian guys with the "RCB" graphics on their car, and asking them if they're "boaters."

Make sure to video it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:17 pm

But I mostly just wanted to say "not the preferred nomenclature, Dude."

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:30 pm

Just can't seem to get into the hot and humid thing.

Florida may have whiter sand on their beaches, but at least you can take a shower and actually dry off in SoCal.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:31 pm

It's all good, bro. Big Lebowski references are always fresh.

Sincerely,

People who still quote Office Space

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:39 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:It's all good, bro. Big Lebowski references are always fresh.

Sincerely,

People who still quote Office Space

This quote is still as relevant as it was in 1999.

"Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right."

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:54 am

I have to say the west coast has more beautiful beaches, weather and women. And, not as many shark attacks.

:wink:

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:18 pm

The left coast is beautiful, but anything north of say, Santa Barbara is perpetually about 3 degrees from freezing solid. The trouble with florida is that for a fair portion of the summer, the water is too fukking warm to be the slightest bit refreshing, especially the gulf side. I guess the atlantic side, once you get up around Daytona is OK, but, still could stand to be a bit cooler. We visited my mom in ft meyers a few years back, in june. The gulf had to be at least 95 degrees. Horrible.

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:06 pm

You are cordially invited to never come back. If you do come back, we"ll make sure to pull an iceberg next to shore to make you more comfortable. Have fun with no water and earthquakes out there in Socal. Daytona sucks and quit 'guessing'. Either you have been there or you haven't. The surf temp is about 2 degrees different from Jacksonville to Miami. As far as 95 degree surf, try going out more than 2 feet from the beach break, and you"ll see that water more than 1 foot deep is juuuuuust a bit cooler. You tourists need to get away from the heavily populated areas and spend a week or so in Sebastian, or other beaches off the beaten path. Try St. George Island during the summer.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:08 am

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:As far as 95 degree surf, try going out more than 2 feet from the beach break, and you"ll see that water more than 1 foot deep is juuuuuust a bit cooler.

I guess it's all that pee that keeps it warm then.

The State · Post by **The State** » Mon Jun 15, 2015 3:06 am

KC Scott wrote:
smackaholic wrote: The trouble with florida is that for a fair portion of the summer, the water is too fukking warm to be the slightest bit refreshing, especially the gulf side. I guess the atlantic side, once you get up around Daytona is OK, but, still could stand to be a bit cooler. We visited my mom in ft meyers a few years back, in june. The gulf had to be at least 95 degrees. Horrible
Holic you truly are the dumbest fuck I've ever seen on this board, and given toolio, tvo and LTS, that's really quite the accomplishment

Psst... You live in Kansass City !

Too funny !

Oh yeah, only a fucking retard... takes a vacation to Florida in the summer!!!

Unreal... if only there wasn't a Kansass City.

Too funny...