If Ty Cobb Had A Daughter...
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If Ty Cobb Had A Daughter...
She'd play like this:
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Re: If Ty Cobb Had A Daughter...
I never saw Ty Cobb play but if I'm the coach of the other team, I tell my players to take home like Pete Rose.
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Not me.War Wagon wrote:I never saw Ty Cobb play but if I'm the coach of the other team, I tell my players to take home like Pete Rose.
Slide into home...with cleats up.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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You're going to have to PM Wolfie for info on tha experience.War Wagon wrote:I never saw Ty Cobb play
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Well damn, Diego, it's just like your penguin nudge gif. As for the catcher, she's so good at it--not really being obvious--that she deserves a scholarship.
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Funny that this was a topic for discussion at a sport's official's forum that I read. If I'm plate umpire there, that catcher would be sitting on the bench for the rest of the game. Fortunately, I never saw anything like that in any of my games, and I've been doing it since 1957.
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Bush league and totally unnecessary. She had no play at the plate. This is HS softball, not the World Series.
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She's a big fukking bully. Hopefully she will get into a D1 program and try that shit against some angry 220lb bulldyke.
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The home plate ump should never work a game again. Looked right at the plays and did nothing. Instant ejection for the catcher first time she pulled that shit.
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Really? C'mon now. It's softball not soccer. She barely even touched them. She merely gently fended the base runners off when they intruded on her position at the plate.Smackie Chan wrote:Instant ejection for the catcher first time she pulled that shit.
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Something trev has never said after spending an evening in chat with Martymvscal wrote:She barely even touched them.

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Right. Because she never touched them. Not even once for a just a little bit. Don't lie you son of bitch.
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I never touched what????
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Nice white flag.mvscal wrote:Really? C'mon now. It's softball not soccer. She barely even touched them. She merely gently fended the base runners off when they intruded on her position at the plate.Smackie Chan wrote:Instant ejection for the catcher first time she pulled that shit.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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What does the rule book actually say?
Is there anything says that the catcher must cede the plate in cases where it is obvious that there is no play?
Common courtesy says you take a step forward and let the runner pass, but since when has common courtesy had anything to do with the rule book?
Is there anything says that the catcher must cede the plate in cases where it is obvious that there is no play?
Common courtesy says you take a step forward and let the runner pass, but since when has common courtesy had anything to do with the rule book?
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That's right.Strategy Wagon wrote:I never saw Ty Cobb play but if I'm the coach of the other team, I tell my players to take home like Pete Rose.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
The first girl gets flattened, the ump does nothing -- and that means the 2nd girl needs to come in on a mission.
Instead, two girls got laid out -----> and they took it.
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Why isn't one of those girls getting up and giving that bitch a cunt-punt? Or one of the coaches running out there and demanding an ejection?
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Yes, duh.smackaholic wrote: Is there anything says that the catcher must cede the plate in cases where it is obvious that there is no play?