A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:58 pm

Too bad it wasn't a hockey puck.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:02 pm

mvscal wrote:Too bad it wasn't a hockey puck.

Was at a Flyers/Caps game a few weeks ago during which a puck hit paydirt twice - flew over the glass, smacked some dude atop his dome, ricocheted off, and caught some other dude's dicksucker.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Mar 13, 2015 3:09 pm

poptart wrote:You're at a basketball game, fools.

Watch the game?

"So how was Brenda's party?"

"Oh, it was fabulous! I just HAVE to show you a picture of the baked ziti!"

"Oh lovely! Is that pesto?"

THWACK!

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:09 pm

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:31 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:37 pm

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:31 am

nog thug picks on the wrong pudgy white boy.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 7:14 am

I like the car horn telling him to get out of the parking space.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:51 am

I just want to know if that racist fat white boy beat his ass because he was black, from NYC or requesting an unnatural sex act that goes against g0d's law.

Oh well, any reason is good enough, I guess.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:39 am

Sudden Sam wrote:

Didn't know Frank Zappa ever did nature shows.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:49 am

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:52 am

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:29 am

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:26 pm

88 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:nog thug picks on the wrong pudgy white boy.

Perhaps justice has been served. But that is straight up felony assault.

Fukk that. Thug went looking for an asswhuppin' and he found one.

When you are rolling around on the ground with some piece of shit, you are not thinking, 'hmmm, I think I got maybe 2 more swings before this crosses over from ass beating to felony assault. I would say that if he climbed off, walked away, then came back and curb stomped him a few more times, then it becomes something more.

That was just a well deserved beat down. I am curious to know what happened prior to the camera rolling. Looks like a case of 2 whitebreads from out of town pulling into a ghetto convenience store and having the local thug decide he would punk them. Unfortunately for him, Opie was prolly a high school wrassler.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:56 pm

Who would of thought...

Dog meat found in Tijuana Chinese restaurant

Lee Roy Kumano, who owns a cellphone business near the restaurant, said the restaurant’s operators “were very serious,” and that the food “was very good.”

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:16 pm

smackaholic wrote:
88 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:nog thug picks on the wrong pudgy white boy.

Perhaps justice has been served. But that is straight up felony assault.
Fukk that. Thug went looking for an asswhuppin' and he found one.

When you are rolling around on the ground with some piece of shit, you are not thinking, 'hmmm, I think I got maybe 2 more swings before this crosses over from ass beating to felony assault. I would say that if he climbed off, walked away, then came back and curb stomped him a few more times, then it becomes something more.

That was just a well deserved beat down. I am curious to know what happened prior to the camera rolling. Looks like a case of 2 whitebreads from out of town pulling into a ghetto convenience store and having the local thug decide he would punk them. Unfortunately for him, Opie was prolly a high school wrassler.

If you are going to go around and start shit, wearing a pullover sweatshirt is probably not a good idea. Sometime during the struggle, the fat boy got it over homies head, which limits his arm motion. That's when boss Hogg went to town.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:41 pm

88 wrote:
smackaholic wrote:nog thug picks on the wrong pudgy white boy.

Perhaps justice has been served. But that is straight up felony assault.

No it isn't. The niqqer threw the first punch nor did he suffer any serious injury. He wasn't even knocked out.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:24 pm

Beating someone senseless is a quite sensible method of ending a confrontation with someone who assaulted you. Anything less, and he very well might get up and attack you again.

Now if he was kicking the noggle in the head while he was down, that would be a different story.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:44 pm

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 11:14 am

One of the more fantastic tornado videos I've seen.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:16 pm

Yeah, think I would have made a U turn and hauled ass, but, looks like shitting himself under that bridge was a good call.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:05 pm

This little shit rocks. Judging from his eyes, he may have already picked up a heroin habit. WTF, it workd for plenty of other guitar gods.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 6:00 am

BOOM goes the dynamite!

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:23 am

Bet that smelled nice.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:27 pm

So I got bored with my blonde hair & decided to channel my inner Mrs Slocombe colour it pink

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Thu May 07, 2015 2:38 am

Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check

“It’s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,” Waters told police. “I’m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn’t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl.”

http://moron.com/florida-man-attempts-t ... ion-check/

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 07, 2015 2:44 am

Ehhh...

What's a few zeros?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 07, 2015 3:07 am

I see that the trend of middle-aged skanks adopting ridiculous hair color has gone international.

I mean sure, I was fucking one of them, but it's still pretty lame. See several of them a day -- RACK me for keeping my mouth shut several times a day.

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sun May 10, 2015 11:51 am

I'm a hairdresser dipshit, having crazy colours is part of my job, I've had everything from Cherry Red, Bahama Blue, Orange, Purple, Lavender, Turquoise, Dark brown, Strawberry blonde, Platinum Blonde, Silvery ash, and now Pink which I absolutely love

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun May 10, 2015 5:23 pm

No, it's not "part of [your] job," it's part of your sorryass midlife crisis.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon May 11, 2015 2:38 pm

rack the fukk outta Sam!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:02 pm

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:15 pm

Hawk with snake starts fire

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Jun 21, 2015 12:45 pm

There is an endless parade of idiots in this world.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jun 21, 2015 2:52 pm

poptart wrote:There is an endless parade of idiots in this world.

I hope your president didn't get seriously injured...

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:39 pm

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:50 pm

Well, she obviously didn't listen to her parents, so why would one assume she'd listen to her husband?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:02 am

CNN leading the way in gay dido flag coverage.

http://m.sfgate.com/entertainment/artic ... 353663.php

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:23 am

BSmack wrote:CNN leading the way in gay dido flag coverage.

http://m.sfgate.com/entertainment/artic ... 353663.php

Anyone seen 2oolio lately?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:28 pm

Are those beer cans flying out?