Marty - I need your help.

[Atomic Punk]

A lot of people don't like you. Why pick on Wags? You're alright in my book, even though you are silly and don't know the difference between Wisconsin and Minnesota.

[poptart]

don't know the difference between Wisconsin and Minnesota.

This can be very confusing.

For example...





when I look at the map of Africa, I can never remember where Niger is.

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

I suggest fucking dead black mormon chicks.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

'Spray, Wags is a good guy.

Let me see what I can do...

[Jay in Phoenix]

No Papa, Wags is okay. If you want to get on his good side, talk about bowling, Budricer, UFO's and the Royals and Chiefs. You'll be best buds before you know it!

You can also call him Whitey. He loves that.

[Goober McTuber]

And always be sure to put a period at the end of your thread titles, Papa. Just like you did with this one. Then Whitey will Papa.