(!) Stones Concert (!)

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:58 am

wonder what the gate is for a stones stadium concert?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:02 am

Die, stadium rock, die.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 1:42 am

My condolences. You spent the yearly gdp of an Ethiopian village to watch a band 40 years past their prime from a distance of 100 yards. Brilliant.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jun 29, 2015 2:06 am

Nice purse, Scott.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 5:29 am

3,2.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:48 am

Nice of your women to slut it up for Mick.

Do they dress that way for you?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 10:43 am

Dr_Phibes wrote:

3,2.

think I'd go 2,3,2,3,2,3,3,2.......

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:24 pm

Carson wrote:Nice of your women to slut it up for Mick.

Do they dress that way for you?

T-shirts and jeans? That's slutting it up?

You know, there is a wonderful world outside.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:14 pm

I saw a better band (The English Beat) for less money ($15) in a better venue (SLOBrew) with a hotter chick (Nadine) last week. Props on being a stupid POS.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:16 pm

I saw the English Beat (again) not too long ago. Dave still puts on a fine show.

Couldn't pay me to sit through the Stones, who are god-awful (and always have been).

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 6:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:I've seen the keyboardist naked. Is that good or bad?

I didn't realize that Rick Wakeman had joined the Stones.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:16 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Carson wrote:Nice of your women to slut it up for Mick.

Do they dress that way for you?
T-shirts and jeans? That's slutting it up?

You know, there is a wonderful world outside.

No shit. Bottle blonde ≠ slut.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:40 pm

Some in here are carrying the flag for the overblown, pompous, high-sounding, inflated, arrogant asshole crowd.

Sounds like KC had an evening well spent.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:04 pm

I wonder how much of the show is pre-recorded.

kcdave · Post by **kcdave** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:04 am

We kicked around the idea of going early last week, but opted to head up to Cameron and watch the air show instead.
Wish we would have went to the Stones.

As you will see in this vid, the pilot crashes, and died on the way to the hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSoiOEMAZM[/youtube]

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 12:55 am

Papa Willie wrote:No. I know Chuck Leavell. Quite honestly - there probably wouldn't be any Stones since he's been there. He's the "musical director". He makes a lot of money doing it, too...

Please tell him to stop?

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:44 am

Looks like a good time Scott, nice. The Stones started there tour in San Diego. I didn't attend, but the reviews from friends who did and the media were very good.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:20 pm

kcdave wrote:As you will see in this vid, the pilot crashes, and died on the way to the hospital.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSoiOEMAZM[/youtube]

Not till you brush up on your ubb skills.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:27 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Bottle blonde
Blonde hair lightens up when you spend two weeks on the beach - course you don't see much of that up there do you?

I'm sure your OL's idea of "Lighten Up" is only 2 Brats for dinner.....

Blonde hair lightens up in the sun. So does brown. It doesn't go from brown to blonde. If she has such lovely blonde hair, why does she dye the roots brown?

My lovely wife is still a size 6.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 2:48 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: My lovely wife is still a size 6.

A Wisconsin 6.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 3:02 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: My lovely wife is still a size 6.
A Wisconsin 6.

Dress sizes are consistent from one state to the next. AP can confirm this.

What size is the bitch that carries your nuts around in her purse?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:19 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Do y'all not have lawn mowers out there?

That's native prairie grass that they let grow up all around the Truman Sports complex, which includes both Arrowhead and The K.

Pretty cool, you can wade in there and take a piss instead of standing in line at the porta-potty.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:28 pm

War Wagon wrote:Pretty cool, you can wade in there and take a piss instead of standing in line at the porta-potty.

I suppose after 12 Rice Lites that standing in a urine soaked field is somewhat acceptable.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:35 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
My lovely wife is still a size 6.
It's obvious you must be quite proud because of the pictures you've posted of her

Why anyone would post pictures of family members here is beyond me.

I would also gently remind you of what happened the last time I was badgered into posting a picture.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:53 pm

KC Scott wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:with a hotter chick (Nadine) .
Yea, sure you did. Pics? - I doubt you have enough cash to hire another hooker who'd let you take pictures with her again

This ones younger (hotter) sister.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:37 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
KC Scott wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
My lovely wife is still a size 6.
It's obvious you must be quite proud because of the pictures you've posted of her

Why anyone would post pictures of family members here is beyond me.

I would also gently remind you of what happened the last time I was badgered into posting a picture.

A couple of points here Goober, only observations. If you're going to brag about your wife being lovely or a small size, especially if you've taken a shot at somebody else's wife or girlfriend, the right thing to do is back it up with proof. I actually agree with your point about not posting family photos, it's not something I would ever do. No big deal, I just don't see the point.

On the other hand, Scott has an attractive wife. He's proud to show her off. You seem to be taking the Toolio route here by smacking somebody but not owning up on your end. I'm sure your wife is a lovely older lady, but if you play the game, play fair.

Like I said, just observations.

By the way, you weren't badgered, nobody forced you to post that beach pic. That was on you.

And it's still funny as hell.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:44 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:By the way, you weren't badgered

I'm from Wisconsin, I know badgered.

As for what you think is fair, I fart in your general direction.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:46 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Looks like a good enough reason to ban him, Deciders.

At the very least, a timeout for the pocket cock-socket.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 7:50 pm

Yes, but your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time, you silly Wisconsin k-nig-ht.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:48 pm

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:28 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:

So let's get this straight Goobs. You post a line from "Holy Grail". I respond in kind as an addendum to the joke and you come back with an eye roll.

What the fuck is wrong with you. I know you're old and clearly as bitter as MS, but why make a joke and then have an issue when someone returns the joke in good sport?

You really are a dish it out but can't take it a bit asshole.

Go away Goober and re-examine your life. You need to.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:16 am

I doesn't get anymore humid than 5K drunken dudes standing in it daily taking a wiz....

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:18 am

It's not Memphis humid here but it's pretty damned humid.

Memphis humid, I don't know how people lived in that stifling blanket before A/C.

trev · Post by **trev** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:32 am

I saw the Stones in the early 80's and it was bad. I don't think it would be an improvement now. The reviews I heard from friends on this tour were not good.

As far as hot wives, I'll just say that's totally subjective. Props and guts for posting it here though.

The State · Post by **The State** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:05 am

RACK the Stones... for taking money from the simpletons !

They knew... if the tried to go on tour in the major cities around the US... nobody would show up... since we all have seen "the Stones" ten times over... while they were actually good.

I heard it through the grapevine... the Stones added the Kansas City show... after they heard some retard from Kansas City decided to go on vacation to Florida during "the summer"!

I shit you not.

Mick was heard saying... "It'll be like fishing in a barrel... $$$" in reference to adding Kansas City to the tour.

NOT one single major city in the United States on the tour (San Francisco, New York, Chicago, etc.)

THE ROLLING STONES – IKYABWAI TOUR

May 24, 2015 San Diego, CA Petco Park

May 30, 2015 Columbus, OH Ohio Stadium

June 3, 2015 Minneapolis, MN TCF Bank Stadium

June 6, 2015 Dallas, TX AT&T Stadium

June 9, 2015 Atlanta, GA Bobby Dodd Stadium

June 12, 2015 Orlando, FL Orlando Citrus Bowl

June 17, 2015 Nashville, TN LP Field

June 20, 2015 Pittsburgh, PA Heinz Field

June 23, 2015 Milwaukee, WI Summerfest / Marcus Amphitheater

June 27, 2015 Kansas City, MO Arrowhead Stadium

July 1, 2015 Raleigh, NC Carter-Finley Stadium

July 4, 2015 Indianapolis, IN Indianapolis Motor Speedway

July 8, 2015 Detroit, MI Comerica Park

July 11, 2015 Buffalo, NY Ralph Wilson Stadium

July 15, 2015 Quebec, QC Le Festival D’Été de Québec*

Hell, even upper Mexico... wouldn't play and gave up their shittest town (Quebec)... to never hear from them again.

Too Funny.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:14 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
So let's get this straight Goobs. You post a line from "Holy Grail". I respond in kind as an addendum to the joke and you come back with an eye roll.

What the fuck is wrong with you. I know you're old and clearly as bitter as MS, but why make a joke and then have an issue when someone returns the joke in good sport?

You really are a dish it out but can't take it a bit asshole.

Go away Goober and re-examine your life. You need to.

I had no idea where the fart line came from. Never saw Holy Grail.

You get worked up pretty easy. Watch your blood pressure.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:29 pm

San Francisco is not a major city. As a matter of fact it's only the 4th largest city in California, behind San Diego and San Jose.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:21 pm

nice concert to attend....while I'm not a big Stones fan, if the opportunity to see them was to avail itself to me, I might go just to say I'd seen them.....who gives a shit if they were better 20 years ago, I'd venture to say they're still pretty good and the fact that Keith Richards is still alive (or is he) is a testament to good genetic makeup....Richards should have been dead years ago what with all the shit that guy has gone through...

Ed Sheerhan doing a song with them is pretty fucking cool, I dig that guy a lot....great talent in todays wasteland of production room "stars" that can't sing worth a shit.....

anywhoo, rack the concert and the accompaying ladies that went with you.....

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:53 pm

It's the 13th largest city in the country in terms of population, behind the likes of Austin & Jacksonville. It certainly doesn't belong in a short list as a major city with Chicago & New York.

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Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:59 pm

Joe in PB wrote:It's the 13th largest city in the country in terms of population, behind the likes of Austin & Jacksonville. It certainly doesn't belong in a short list as a major city with Chicago & New York.

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If your definition of "major" depends only on population, then no maybe not on the short list. But by many more subjective (and even objective) measures it would have to be considered one of the more major cities. Probably top five at least.