It's the 19th Anniversary for T1B - Fuckin' A
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:47 pm
Okay, here it is. The name of the game is:
Guess What's In KC Scott's Purse
The contest is open to all members of T1B. Contest closes on Sunday, July 5th 6PM EST.
The winner will be notified by PM and the prize will be awarded in this very thread...so stay tuned!
???
...and remember, YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T ENTER!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:49 pm
...oh, also...
...your chin-lift looks great, Scott. Is that the only cosmetic surgery you're had?
Let the haytahs hayte...men can pamper themselves too!
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:49 pm
Royals blue nail polish?
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Go Coogs'
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by Go Coogs' » Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:05 am
ucant's gym shorts.
88 wrote: Go Coogs' (Regular Season Total Points Champ)
War Wagon
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by War Wagon » Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:50 am
It could just be a binocular case but what fun would that be?
This could be like a 12 days of Christmas list.
12 - Credit Cards
11 - Viagara
10 - Cialis
9 - Levitra
8 - Testoserone
7 - Oxycontin
6 - Lip Balms
5 - Lotions
4 - Iphones
3 - Condoms
2 - Handcuffs
1 - Dollar Bill
trev
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by trev » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:36 am
Lube.
BSmack
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by BSmack » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:14 am
Bath salts and a ball gag.
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—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Left Seater
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by Left Seater » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:49 am
KC Scott wrote: Close Wags - Binoculars with a false bottom hiding a flask full of Serbian moonshine
Best flask ever for sporting events and such. I had one till it disappeared a few years ago. The eye piece covers doubled as shot glasses and each side held a different liquid. No one ever questioned it.
Moving Sale wrote: I really are a fucking POS.
Softball Bat wrote:
I am the dumbest motherfucker ever to post on the board.
Carson
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by Carson » Thu Jul 02, 2015 7:17 am
72 gym membership cards.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
poptart
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by poptart » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:34 am
Is it Scott's purse or did his wife order
him to carry her purse for her?
At any rate...
Guess What's In KC Scott's Purse
Survey SAYS...
his balls
Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:17 pm
^^^ That's where I keep mine.
Sincerely,
Gobbles McTubesteak
kcdave wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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by Goober McTuber » Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:25 pm
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Felix
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by Felix » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:27 pm
yeah I was going to say a fake pair of binoculars with some sort of liquid refreshment in them......so what do I win?
get out, get out while there's still time
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by BSmack » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:58 pm
I don't believe the results are official until Monday AM.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
trev
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by trev » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:32 pm
Early favorite for the winner is Go Coogs.
smackaholic
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by smackaholic » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:09 am
trev wrote: Early favorite for the winner is Go Coogs.
yeah, I don't see anyone topping "ucunt's gym shorts"
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:18 pm
List of known trannys:
AP
KC Scott
Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:50 pm
Moving Sale wrote: List of known trannys:
AP
KC Scott
You're not doing this correctly.
kcdave wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:53 pm
List of known trannys (update):
AP
KC Scott
Screwy
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:04 pm
Moving Sale wrote: List of known trannys (update):
AP
KC Scott
Screwy
Keep going, you gormless fucking half-pint...
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Moving Sale
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by Moving Sale » Sat Jul 04, 2015 9:09 pm
Why are you so obsessed with my body? It's fucking creepy.
Carson
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by Carson » Sun Jul 05, 2015 5:25 am
What's in Scott's purse?
Why, Moving Saul, of course!
He's hiding there because so many of us are obsessed with his body.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:51 am
Carson wrote:
He's hiding there because so many of us are obsessed with his body.
That's fucking creepy.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
poptart
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by poptart » Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:25 am
Do tell.
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by BSmack » Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:12 pm
Nice white flag.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown