El Chapo

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 2:37 pm

Se fugó... otra vez.

Wouldn't be surprised if the Donald had something to do with this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... president/

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:35 pm

Good plan

sin

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:45 pm

BSmack wrote:Good plan

sin

I don't think those two had the financial resources that El Chapo has. Apples and jalapeños.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:09 pm

Yeah, that is about the worst analogy ever. Rumor has it, he is in the US now.

I get a kick out of his calling out the don. My guess is that old donnie boy knows some guys in jersey that are already working on hunting this fukk down and killing him.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:18 pm

I figure the Donald had a part in springing him, just to help make his point.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:26 pm

Mikey stick to takes on El Taco's instead. You are better at those.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:44 pm

Trev, stick to takes on Stoli and Popov. You're better at those.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:47 pm

Mikey wrote:I figure the Donald had a part in springing him, just to help make his point.

Possible, but, I think he did it using his own associates in country.

trev · Post by **trev** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:46 pm

Mikey wrote:Trev, stick to takes on Stoli and Popov. You're better at those.

Mikey, I don't think I like vodka. I'm not sure though, since I never drink it.

I am going on a pub crawl tomorrow in the Gaslamp. I plan on pacing myself, so I could use some tips on this. It starts at 12, so my plan is to join around 2. I have to last until around 9 PM where we are taking some friends to Noble Experiment. I think vodka is banned from Noble. I do plan on trying some beers and really not sure what else I will drink. Plenty of water, too.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:50 pm

Where was el Chapo's racist sticky note?!?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:07 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Good plan

sin

I don't think those two had the financial resources that El Chapo has. Apples and jalapeños.

Mexico has already fired the head of prisons. It was an inside job, just like Matt & Sweat. And he's provoked the state, just like Matt & Sweat (Jesus, Matt & Sweat sounds like something KC Scott would do with UCant). The difference is El Chapo's helpers didn't let him down.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:08 pm

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Good plan

sin

I don't think those two had the financial resources that El Chapo has. Apples and jalapeños.
Mexico has already fired the head of prisons. It was an inside job, just like Matt & Sweat. And he's provoked the state, just like Matt & Sweat (Jesus, Matt & Sweat sounds like something KC Scott would do with UCant). The difference is El Chapo's helpers didn't let him down.

Give it up. Matt & Sweat didn't make it more than about 200 miles because they didn't have the financial resources to pay off anyone. Didn't El Chapo spend millions on his first escape? No comparison. Even our local idiot savant knew it was a shit analogy.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:54 am

schmick wrote:They should have shot him when they caught him

of course but he's free.
he's even got a license to drive here...

this asshole takes on Trump but at the same time proves his statements correct.
Ponderous...

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:58 am

Y2K wrote:
schmick wrote:They should have shot him when they caught him
of course but he's free.
he's even got a license to drive here...

this asshole takes on Trump but at the same time proves his statements correct.
Ponderous...

How do we know that he's in the US?

For all we know Trump could have sent Guzman's son a check to send out a tweet that makes Trump look like the hero/victim.

The border is porous, but this all seems a little convenient to be true.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 2:52 pm

He is on his way to a sanctuary city near you.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 3:06 pm

Left Seater wrote:He is on his way to a sanctuary city near you.

Newest "in" hotspot in San Francisco:

El Chapo's on Pier 39. Specializing in Sinaloan cuisine,

plus,

73 different tequilas
Nightly live narcocorridos

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 4:06 am

Goober McTuber wrote:Give it up. Matt & Sweat didn't make it more than about 200 miles because they didn't have the financial resources to pay off anyone. Didn't El Chapo spend millions on his first escape? No comparison. Even our local idiot savant knew it was a shit analogy.

They did bribe a 50 something hag with regular doses of dick. Their flaw was she got cold feet and didn't show up at the pickup point.

BTW: Their original plan was to go to Mexico. They traveled no more than 100 miles on foot before both were captured.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 10:54 am

BSmack wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Give it up. Matt & Sweat didn't make it more than about 200 miles because they didn't have the financial resources to pay off anyone. Didn't El Chapo spend millions on his first escape? No comparison. Even our local idiot savant knew it was a shit analogy.
They did bribe a 50 something hag with regular doses of dick. Their flaw was she got cold feet and didn't show up at the pickup point.

BTW: Their original plan was to go to Mexico. They traveled no more than 100 miles on foot before both were captured.

Boatloads of cash beats regular doses of dick, any day as a reliable bribery tool, apparently. Or, at least that is the case in meheeco.

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