Fuck Alligators
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Fuck Alligators
No really, this guy fucks alligators.
http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arres ... alligator/
Seriously Florida is about the most fucked up place.
http://thugvirals.com/florida-man-arres ... alligator/
Seriously Florida is about the most fucked up place.
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Re: Fuck Alligators
Papa Willie wrote:God damned transplants.
Naw.....he's all yours.Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “niqqer music” over and over.

9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
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Y'all should have been around in 2000, when SCIII used IRC(Internet Relay Chat) to talk with each other. Only slightly less complicated than quantum physics. The channels marked by #. One channel, and a guy from there who would come in and chat with TheArtist, ppanther, Dit, myself, etc., was a guy named horseman. The channel he came from, and ran, was #horsesex.
I shit you not.
And yes, we all piled in there, and it was....just that. A chat room for guys who screwed horses.
So if a dude wants to fuck an alligator......he should still be taken out and shot, simply for being a primitive screwhead.( heya Ash) As should all morons that have sex with animals. And as I have stated before, please,...PLEASE stay away from Florida. We are weirdos and pervs and psychos and violent and it's a bad place. Stay away. Kinda like Mordor. Death awaits you all, with sharp nasty teeth.
Please.
No, really. Florida is closed. Go away. Stay away. Don't come here. We obviously suck as a state, so...borders now closed.
We will struggle along without you. Ignore us. I PROMISE!!!!!!!!, we WILL return the favor.
Have fun eating snow(if there is any) and the rest of the country has all it needs without us. Tons of water, food, etc.
what's funny is, if Florida started charging all non-Floridians $1000 to just pass the state lines, the amount of people lining up to pay, would be Legion!
But, you are all correct. We suck. So please, go to.....North Dakota. Or Montana. It's a cattleman's paradise as I hear. Idaho!!!!!!! Now THERE is a vacation spot. Why, we here in piss poor sad old Floriduh DREAM about moving to....New Mexico, or the entire southwest. Lots of sand, errr...land! Tons of water per every 3000 sq. miles. 2 tons, but hell! It's tons! And lush green fields of fairways and gree...., I mean, wheat and vegetables. The desert variety. 1/2 lb of wheat per capita yearly. And, who needs a strong toilet flush?
So, to the rest of the contiguous, we apologize, and we formally secede from the U.S., as it is best for all the rest of you.
We schmuck cracker retards will struggle and no longer be a burden to you.
Stay away. I BEG you!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourselves
PS - Deadly serious. We do not want the rest of you that think like BSmack and DiS etc., coming here anymore. Ever. We don't need/want you.
PPS - Be proud yer a rebel cause the South's gonna do it again.....and again - CD
I shit you not.
And yes, we all piled in there, and it was....just that. A chat room for guys who screwed horses.
So if a dude wants to fuck an alligator......he should still be taken out and shot, simply for being a primitive screwhead.( heya Ash) As should all morons that have sex with animals. And as I have stated before, please,...PLEASE stay away from Florida. We are weirdos and pervs and psychos and violent and it's a bad place. Stay away. Kinda like Mordor. Death awaits you all, with sharp nasty teeth.
Please.
No, really. Florida is closed. Go away. Stay away. Don't come here. We obviously suck as a state, so...borders now closed.
We will struggle along without you. Ignore us. I PROMISE!!!!!!!!, we WILL return the favor.
Have fun eating snow(if there is any) and the rest of the country has all it needs without us. Tons of water, food, etc.
what's funny is, if Florida started charging all non-Floridians $1000 to just pass the state lines, the amount of people lining up to pay, would be Legion!
But, you are all correct. We suck. So please, go to.....North Dakota. Or Montana. It's a cattleman's paradise as I hear. Idaho!!!!!!! Now THERE is a vacation spot. Why, we here in piss poor sad old Floriduh DREAM about moving to....New Mexico, or the entire southwest. Lots of sand, errr...land! Tons of water per every 3000 sq. miles. 2 tons, but hell! It's tons! And lush green fields of fairways and gree...., I mean, wheat and vegetables. The desert variety. 1/2 lb of wheat per capita yearly. And, who needs a strong toilet flush?
So, to the rest of the contiguous, we apologize, and we formally secede from the U.S., as it is best for all the rest of you.
We schmuck cracker retards will struggle and no longer be a burden to you.
Stay away. I BEG you!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourselves

PS - Deadly serious. We do not want the rest of you that think like BSmack and DiS etc., coming here anymore. Ever. We don't need/want you.
PPS - Be proud yer a rebel cause the South's gonna do it again.....and again - CD
What were we just talking about?
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Lose?Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: PPS - Be proud yer a rebel cause the South's gonna do it again.....and again - CD
I would think one time was enough for that.
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Re: Fuck Alligators
I've already been to Florida. Not impressed. Now north Georgia? That I might be able to handle.
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"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
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Floriduh is kinda nice......for a few weeks in January.BSmack wrote:I've already been to Florida. Not impressed. Now north Georgia? That I might be able to handle.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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The story would be funnier if it really happened.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Re: Fuck Alligators
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Believe it or not, our sewers run down hill.Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: And, who needs a strong toilet flush?
Apparently your flushes drop straight into the water table and just depend on a strong mixing action for dilution.
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Speaking of Alligators...
This video could be disturbing to some.
Discuss.

This video could be disturbing to some.
Discuss.
Re: Fuck Alligators
What is supposed to be disturbing?poptart wrote:Speaking of Alligators...
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This video could be disturbing to some.
Discuss.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Re: Fuck Alligators
I'm not disturbed by it.
But I know some people are disturbed by things like this.
It's just animals doing what animals do.
And humans doing what humans do. :)
But I know some people are disturbed by things like this.
It's just animals doing what animals do.
And humans doing what humans do. :)
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The alligator is Jewish.mvscal wrote:What is supposed to be disturbing?
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Funny. doesn't look Jewish.


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Re: Fuck Alligators
Smackie Chan wrote:The alligator is Jewish.mvscal wrote:What is supposed to be disturbing?
But only on his father's side...So, technically...

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