1. Dan Rather v. G. Bush the elder
You really have to watch the end of this video.
No need to watch all of it.
It's Rather ambushing Bush before the '88 election.
Danny relentlessly grinds on him about Iran Contra.
So they go round and round, getting pretty heated. Blah blah blah...
Just watch like the last :30 or so of the interview -- and see how Rather ends the interview, and his smirk.
Bush the elder = completely owned!
A dick move.
2. Jimmy Connors v. C. Barrazzutti, U.S. Open Semifinal 1977
I tried to find a video of this dick move, but could not find it.
Somebody dick moved me there, but anyway...
Connors hit a ball to Barrazzutti's side which was ruled in.
Barr disputed it and asked for the linesman to come out and show him the ball mark -- normal protocol.
As the linesman is getting up to come out and find the mark, Jimbo races over across to the other side of the net and scuffles at the ground to wipe away the ball mark.
A total WTF moment.
Barr took it -- and he really should have cold-cocked Connors right there.
The chair umpire somehow let it go -- I mean, probably too intimidated to do anything, because Jimbo was KING SHIT right around the mid-'70s.
Jimmy and the crowd just had a big laff over it.
Barrazzutti went on to lose the match.
Owned!
A dick move.
3. BSmack v. Wolfman
BSmack stiffs Wolfman on a basketball ticket for like $11.30, or something like that.
Wolfman was bent, stewed over it and decided to just let it go.
BSmack later explained that he had a family tragedy -- or he got really busy and just overlooked it, or something like that.
If Wolfie is pissed, that's his problem.
Wolfman was owned!
A dick move.
Any other nominations?
We're talking all-time.
