Auburn's #1!

[Goober McTuber]

I never visit SB Nation. Therefore, I will assume that their readership is mostly slack-jawed hillbillies, thereby resulting in Auburn's #1 ranking.

[Mikey]

Most allbarn fans dont have those interweb machines in their single wides

This was a fact-based study, Schmicky. Sorry USC didn't do as well as you'd hoped.

"Fact-based" LOL.



Based on automatic proofreading of comments posted in football blogs. There's a real scientific study for you.

[Mikey]

It is what it is. Why not conduct your own study?

Good idea. Think I'll conduct my own fuckin' study.

Stay tuned for the fact-based results.

[Left Seater]

Everything I ever needed to know about fans of sec teams, I learned from paul finebaums callers

And everything I ever needed to know about fans of Pac teams, I learned from watching Caitlyn Jenner.

Game, set, match. Walk off. Mic drop. Add your favorite.

[R-Jack]

USC fans are really not much different than any other obnoxious BSH around the country. Window flags...every player on the team is a five star recruit.... every player that doesn't sign has character issues.... blames media bias when they don't get the appropriate ranking... anytime a rules infraction is brought up they automatically play the "this happens everywhere" card....probably owns a visor

The only difference really is that the USC window flags are going on a BMW and each and every one of them loves it up the ass.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Everything I ever needed to know about fans of sec teams, I learned from paul finebaums callers

And everything I ever needed to know about fans of Pac teams, I learned from watching Caitlyn Jenner.

You watch "I Am Cait?"

[Mikey]

Everything I ever needed to know about fans of sec teams, I learned from paul finebaums callers

And everything I ever needed to know about fans of Pac teams, I learned from watching Caitlyn Jenner.

You watch "I Am Cait?"

Do you really need to ask?

[Goober McTuber]

You watch "I Am Cait?"

Doesn't everybody?

Just those of you with gender-identity issues.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm not the one covering my tiny pee pee with a little heart...

I assume it's been a day or two since you last stared lovingly at that photo, but I'm sure you must recall that that was (of necessity) a pretty decent sized heart.

[R-Jack]

If Spray knew anything about Caitlyn Jenner, he would never compare shim to USC fans.

While they are both dickless and emotionally fractured, Caitlyn is still into women.

[Mikey]

He was NEVER ok

Cali was never ok, either.

It was fine before all the immigrants started showing up.

From east of the Nevada border.