your favorite bible quotes

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

lol

[Mikey]

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 through 21:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

[Goober McTuber]

John 11:35 Jesus wept.

(This was right after his dad told him how his followers would twist his words a couple centuries later).

[Jay in Phoenix]

Proverbs 19:9

"A false poptart shall not be unpunished, and HE that speaketh lies shall perish."

[Jay in Phoenix]

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 through 21:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Of course, the Holy Hand Grenade shall be useless against the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

That rabbit is dynamite!

[R-Jack]

REVELATION 24:7

And Dinsdale said to the scaly beast 'let us go, for the lights come on after last call. Tis better than seeing whom I lay upon'

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Genesis 9:07: "And God said to Adam and Eve, you are forbidden to post at T1B, for that place sucks the cock of horse"

[poptart]

And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into
the lake of fire

- Revelation 20:15