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Screw_Michigan
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by Screw_Michigan » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:26 pm
Maybe Dins could pick this up, he's in the neighborhood and all, South PDX.
This will probably be the closest shutyomouth or LTS Tard 2 will get to pussy anytime soon.
https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fuo/5227124601.html
For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. You haul. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call or text Michelle at 503-807-1806
kcdave wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: ↑ Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:14 pm
Why so much aggression, Screwey?
C'mon...nicen up.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:14 pm
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Go Coogs'
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by Go Coogs' » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:27 pm
88 wrote: Go Coogs' (Regular Season Total Points Champ)
kcdave
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by kcdave » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:51 pm
No Cinder reset? Am I on the right board?
Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:59 pm
kcdave wrote: No Cinder reset? Am I on the right board?
Are you not aware of the moratorium?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote: you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote:
Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
R-Jack
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by R-Jack » Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:03 am
Dinsdale
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by Dinsdale » Sat Sep 19, 2015 1:36 am
Screw_Michigan wrote: Maybe Dins could pick this up, he's in the neighborhood and all, South PDX.
If by "in the neighborhood," you meant "Tampa is the opposite corner of the country from Portland," the sure.
If I was back home, Southeast isn't my hood.
Thirdly, I doubt I'd pony up 6 Bens for a cuntcouch.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
Carson
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by Carson » Sat Sep 19, 2015 5:41 am
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Rack Politeness Man!
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑ Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm
In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:24 pm
as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains
Sorry about that. Looked like a proper fit.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
The Whistle Is Screaming
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by The Whistle Is Screaming » Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:26 pm
Dinsdale wrote:
Thirdly, I doubt I'd pony up 6 Bens for a cuntcouch.
What if they threw in a couple dozen cuntcookies?
Ingse Bodil wrote: rich jews aren't the same as real jews, though, right?
Go Coogs'
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by Go Coogs' » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:14 pm
Even Moorese can't mistake that couch for shag carpet.
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molly
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by molly » Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:35 pm
Whew
Rooster
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by Rooster » Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:39 am
Stains? What we need here is a Spunkrag troll for some color commentary like that other place.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
Goober McTuber
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by Goober McTuber » Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:47 pm
Rooster wrote: Stains? What we need here is a Spunkrag troll for some color commentary like that other place.
Or you could just mosey on over to that other place.
And stay there.
Joe in PB wrote:
Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote:
They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
molly
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by molly » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:02 pm
Rooster wrote: Stains? What we need here is a Spunkrag troll for some color commentary like that other place.
Spunkrag is AWESOME
Derron
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by Derron » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:08 pm
So what was Screwed in the Ass trolling for on flakeslist to come across the snatch sofa ??
Derron
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