I envy Russia their leader, Putin

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I envy Russia their leader, Putin

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After watching 60 Minutes last night and seeing how Putin was comfortable with Charlie Rose's antagonistic line of questioning, affable, on point, and oozed confidence and charm, I couldn't help but contrast that with Obama's UN speech where he came off as smarmy and glib. You can see why Russians love the man and cheer every time he shoves his diplomatic thumb in Obama's eye. I hate to say it for all of Putin's years as a KGB agent pulling off political dissident's fingernails and then turning Russia into a giant kleptocracy, but you have to give it the man, he has a spine-- unlike our jug earred buffoon.

I kinda wish he was America's president. :(
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Rooster wrote: I kinda wish he was America's president. :(
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Getting Putin elected seems like a long and complicated process. Probably a lot of paperwork.

Might be easier for you to move to Russia.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Getting Putin elected seems like a long and complicated process. Probably a lot of paperwork.

Might be easier for you to move to Russia.
Not sure about that. I'd say his chances of having a US birth certificate are better than the current POTUS's.
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Would it help if Obama took his shirt off for you?

Or maybe if he went down to the Bayou and wrestled a dead 'gator and put it on YouTube?
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It might, Mikey, it might. Contrast Putin wrasslin' gators to Obama pumping girly weights like a coked-up black faced Richard Simmons, I'll take the KGB agent extracting confessions from Democrats while using a truck battery and alligator clips any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGYC39ZzRmI
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Rooster wrote:It might, Mikey, it might. Contrast Putin wrasslin' gators to Obama pumping girly weights like a coked-up black faced Richard Simmons, I'll take the KGB agent extracting confessions from Democrats while using a truck battery and alligator clips any day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGYC39ZzRmI
Prolly would work the other way.

Obama would take control of the press. If you publicly disagree with or criticize him you're likely to disappear or just be found shot in some back alley. I don't think he would be doing this to Democrats, but it might decimate the Tea Party pretty quickly. On second thought not such a bad idea.
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Mikey wrote:Would it help if Obama took his shirt off for you?
Maybe, he's already taken the shirt off the backs of many a taxpayer.
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