Happy Wife, Happy Life

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 8:53 pm

How many of you here live by this mantra?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:12 pm

Just us smart ones.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:17 pm

If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:00 am

Check

Roger_the_Shrubber · Post by **Roger_the_Shrubber** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:33 am

Ditto

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:37 am

I'm banking on the theory of:

Unhappy Wife, Happy Kike

I will wait for you, trev...I will.......wait....
:cry:

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:37 pm

Nope. I don't put up with any irrational bullshit. Any so called man who does is a dickless eunuch in his own house.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:47 pm

mvscal wrote:Nope. I don't put up with any irrational bullshit. Any so called man who does is a dickless eunuch in his own house.

So then, you've become adept at doing laundry, dishes and most importantly, sucking your own dick.

Check.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:50 pm

No. I simply married an adult woman not some hyper - coddled child.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:51 pm

War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:Nope. I don't put up with any irrational bullshit. Any so called man who does is a dickless eunuch in his own house.
So then, you've become adept at doing laundry, dishes and most importantly, sucking your own dick.

Check.

He doesn't suck his own dick. He sucks his wife's strap-on.

If he knows what's good for him...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:19 pm

face it, if you could suck your own dick, you wouldn't much care what the OL did, if you kept her around at all.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:23 pm

smackaholic wrote:face it, if you could suck your own dick, you wouldn't much care what the OL did, if you kept her around at all.

You've got it mixed up. She keeps him around to do the cooking & cleaning. His only retreat is when she leaves the house & he runs to the computer to act out his anger at his lot in life.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:38 pm

War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:Nope. I don't put up with any irrational bullshit. Any so called man who does is a dickless eunuch in his own house.
So then, you've become adept at doing laundry, dishes and most importantly, sucking your own dick.

Check.

So you're satisfied with knowing your wife only has sex with you in exchange for house work?

Why?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 3:42 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:He doesn't suck his own dick. He sucks his wife's strap-on.

If he knows what's good for him...

Says the dude who never saw a police crank he didn't suck.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:01 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:Nope. I don't put up with any irrational bullshit. Any so called man who does is a dickless eunuch in his own house.
So then, you've become adept at doing laundry, dishes and most importantly, sucking your own dick.

Check.
So you're satisfied with knowing your wife only has sex with you in exchange for house work?

Why?

He's a sheep. He doesn't even know why he does half of the things he does. He has certainly forgotten what it's like to be man assuming he ever knew in the first place which doesn't seem very likely. Same as everyone else who answered in the affirmative. I'm sure some answered that way tongue in cheek but most are living the nightmare and don't even know they're asleep.

It seems like a harmless little meme or something you would see in some gay cross-stitch frame hanging on the wall. It's actually a very sick and unhealthy relationship dynamic.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:54 pm

I try to go by the model in Ephesians 5:33. Basically show your wife unconditional love. That does not mean you have to put up with irrational bullshit though.

While not common, I have used similar phrases in discussions in the past and probably will in the future, "You know I dearly love you honey, but I disagree with you on xxxxxxxx, you are off base and full of shit."

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote: So you're satisfied with knowing your wife only has sex with you in exchange for house work?

Her satisfaction (sexual and otherwise) is the reason she's been my wife for over 30 years.

My satisfaction comes from trying to be a good man and husband.

I know my role, she knows hers.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:18 pm

Your role being do whatever she wants or else. As I said...dickless eunuch.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:33 pm

War Wagon wrote: My satisfaction comes from trying to be a good man and husband.

What, exactly, does that mean? Details, please.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:33 pm

mvscal wrote:Your role being do whatever she wants or else.

mvs speaks from experience.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:47 pm

mvscal wrote:Your role being do whatever she wants or else.

Hardly.

I make the decisions of any import and let her decide what she wants to cook for dinner, which is usually quite good

I give her as much control as she wants or can handle, but I run this business venture.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:54 pm

War Wagon wrote:
mvscal wrote:Your role being do whatever she wants or else.
Hardly.

I make the decisions of any import and let her decide what she wants to cook for dinner, which is usually quite good

I give her as much control as she wants or can handle, but I run this business venture.

Keep telling yourself that. You run nothing and admitted as much.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:57 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
mvscal wrote:Your role being do whatever she wants or else.
mvs speaks from experience.

This is a topic for people in (more or less) normal heterosexual relationships. We'll check back with you should the topic ever devolve into which flavor of ice cream best puts a small boy 'in the mood.'

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:11 pm

"Happy wife, happy life" is without question the saddest, most pathetic, most emasculating phrase ever uttered in the history of man. If you live by this mantra, kindly remove the testicles from your shriveled ball sack and donate them to science or squirrels or something, because you simply have no use for them. Your alpha male status has hit 0, and while your wife may enjoy her control over you on some level, deep down, she won't respect you for it nor will she find you attractive.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:11 pm

mvscal wrote:We'll check back with you should the topic ever devolve into which flavor of ice cream best puts a small boy 'in the mood.'

I think the answer to that is Rohypnol Butterscotch Ripple.

It is NOT one of Baskin Robbins 31 flavours...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:15 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Rohypnol Butterscotch Ripple

Tin Roofie Sundae?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:17 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Rohypnol Butterscotch Ripple
Tin Roofie Sundae?

whoa

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:25 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Rohypnol Butterscotch Ripple
Tin Roofie Sundae?

Banana split. No word play necessary.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:32 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Rohypnol Butterscotch Ripple
Tin Roofie Sundae?
Banana split. No word play necessary.

Mudslide

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:36 pm

Nutty Buddy

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:37 pm

Nealandpaulagain

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:42 pm

Cookies & Cream

I'm scaring myself.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:42 pm

mvscal, why did you move to Council Bluffs?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:51 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:Nutty Buddy

sweet merciful christmas crackers

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:03 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:mvscal, why did you move to Council Bluffs?

I didn't.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:13 pm

Fudge swirly

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:15 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:sweet merciful christmas crackers

Huh...never heard of that flavor. Must be a Seattle regional specialty.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:19 pm

As to whether "happy wife, happy life" means you are a pathetic eunuch, I think in some cases that is the case. In others, it is simply a dude realizing that sometimes it just makes sense to nod and say yes dear concerning trivial bullshit. I suppose you he men fukks prefer doing it old school sharia law style. Good for you, if it works.

And for you ~~faggots~~ batchelors in the peanut gallery, just STFU. This goes double for T-HANKS Michigan.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:21 pm

Notice that serial marriage Sam is laying low on this one. Wise move, my man.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:24 pm

smackaholic wrote:Notice that serial marriage Sam is laying low on this one. Wise move, my man.

Happy Wives, Doctor's Knives