The ROD of GOD
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The ROD of GOD
I usually don't click on that thread any more. 31 pages and counting? Must be a good read?
That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
If God is black I bet he has a larger rod?
What size is your rod?
Be honest.
To keep honestly "legit", include your shoe size.
That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
If God is black I bet he has a larger rod?
What size is your rod?
Be honest.
To keep honestly "legit", include your shoe size.
Re: The ROD of GOD
it's this long
8------------------------------------------------------------------o
and i know cause i put my dick on the monitor and that's where the 0 wound up.
the 8 does not in any way represent the actual size of my testicles.
8------------------------------------------------------------------o
and i know cause i put my dick on the monitor and that's where the 0 wound up.
the 8 does not in any way represent the actual size of my testicles.

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Re: The ROD of GOD
I have a very nice rod. However, when viewed from Toronto, a small part of the base is not visible.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: The ROD of GOD
Does it curve downward at 8" per mile, or are you still exploring this?Goober McTuber wrote:I have a very nice rod. However, when viewed from Toronto, a small part of the base is not visible.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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At my age, it curves downward a lot.
But it still has its moments.
But it still has its moments.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: The ROD of GOD
When asked to described your genitalia, that's the answer you came up with?Bucmonkey wrote:Cunt
Alrighty then.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Re: The ROD of GOD
I have five penises, and my pants fit like a glove.
Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!
Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!
What were we just talking about?
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Are you having trouble enunciating because you have four penises in your mouth?Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!
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Re: The ROD of GOD
why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of ittrev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
get out, get out while there's still time
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Hardy-har! Good one!Smackie Chan wrote:Are you having trouble enunciating because you have four penises in your mouth?Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!

Don't quit your day job.
What were we just talking about?
Re: The ROD of GOD
Some of you need to go back and read directions better.
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That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.Felix wrote:why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of ittrev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
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So Admin KC Scrote and MS got a warning or time-out for spamming that thread?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.Felix wrote:why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of ittrev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Re: The ROD of GOD
I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds important. Message boards are serious business.
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Yes you do. There is a reason the title was modified to include page 34 about an hour ago. Of all threads to spam, you would think that one would be safe for those that post while at work.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds important. Message boards are serious business.
Whatever. Keep protecting yer buddy.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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There is a reason I don't post from work. Plus, I haven't worked at HD for over 5 years. Update your spreadsheet Scrote.KC Scott wrote:I didn't know Home Depot had open wifi
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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No idea. I am sure they sell Chinese crap like HD does for consumers like yourself.KC Scott wrote:OK, how's business at Lowes?
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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I don't know because I haven't clicked on that thread in days. I'll get an independent investigator on this matter right away. Suspensions and/or bannings could be forthcoming.
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Re: The ROD of GOD
Yeah, okay.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I don't know because I haven't clicked on that thread in days.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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Really MGO? If that is the case, go ahead and shut the fucker down right now.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.Felix wrote:why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of ittrev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
No harm, no loss, no foul.
Intelligent discussion has been killed by poptroll long ago.
If that is your version of entertainment, your opinion is just as pointless as his is.
It is curious you have been noticeably absent in the "Rod of God" thread since the beginning.
Care to comment?
I respect your position here on the board, but seriously dude, own up.
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Re: The ROD of GOD
My "absence" from the thread?
I lost interest in the subject matter plus I was gone for several days in a place with limited internet. When I did connect I sure as shit wasn't spending that time reading this shit heap. So I don't know what else to tell you, boss. If there was some nefarious activity going on go ahead and get me up to speed. I would, however, strongly recommend that you guys don't let the internet anger you this much.

I lost interest in the subject matter plus I was gone for several days in a place with limited internet. When I did connect I sure as shit wasn't spending that time reading this shit heap. So I don't know what else to tell you, boss. If there was some nefarious activity going on go ahead and get me up to speed. I would, however, strongly recommend that you guys don't let the internet anger you this much.
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Re: The ROD of GOD
For someone whining about the lack of entertainment in that thread, you have an awful lot of posts in it.Jay in Phoenix wrote:Really MGO? If that is the case, go ahead and shut the fucker down right now.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.Felix wrote:why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of it
No harm, no loss, no foul.
Intelligent discussion has been killed by poptroll long ago.
If that is your version of entertainment, your opinion is just as pointless as his is.
It is curious you have been noticeably absent in the "Rod of God" thread since the beginning.
Care to comment?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim