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The ROD of GOD

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I usually don't click on that thread any more. 31 pages and counting? Must be a good read?

That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.

If God is black I bet he has a larger rod?

What size is your rod?

Be honest.

To keep honestly "legit", include your shoe size.
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it's this long


8------------------------------------------------------------------o


and i know cause i put my dick on the monitor and that's where the 0 wound up.


the 8 does not in any way represent the actual size of my testicles.
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I have a very nice rod. However, when viewed from Toronto, a small part of the base is not visible.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Oh, it's a trev-choker alright.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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Goober McTuber wrote:I have a very nice rod. However, when viewed from Toronto, a small part of the base is not visible.
Does it curve downward at 8" per mile, or are you still exploring this?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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At my age, it curves downward a lot.

But it still has its moments.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Cunt
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Bucmonkey wrote:Cunt
When asked to described your genitalia, that's the answer you came up with?

Alrighty then.
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I have five penises, and my pants fit like a glove.

Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!
What were we just talking about?
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Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!
Are you having trouble enunciating because you have four penises in your mouth?
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trev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of it
get out, get out while there's still time
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:Bud-Dum Cssshhhh!
Are you having trouble enunciating because you have four penises in your mouth?
Hardy-har! Good one! :meds:

Don't quit your day job.
What were we just talking about?
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Some of you need to go back and read directions better.
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Felix wrote:
trev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of it
That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Felix wrote:
trev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of it
That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.
So Admin KC Scrote and MS got a warning or time-out for spamming that thread?
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I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds important. Message boards are serious business.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds important. Message boards are serious business.
Yes you do. There is a reason the title was modified to include page 34 about an hour ago. Of all threads to spam, you would think that one would be safe for those that post while at work.

Whatever. Keep protecting yer buddy.
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Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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KC Scott wrote:I didn't know Home Depot had open wifi
There is a reason I don't post from work. Plus, I haven't worked at HD for over 5 years. Update your spreadsheet Scrote.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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KC Scott wrote:OK, how's business at Lowes?
No idea. I am sure they sell Chinese crap like HD does for consumers like yourself.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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I don't know because I haven't clicked on that thread in days. I'll get an independent investigator on this matter right away. Suspensions and/or bannings could be forthcoming.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I don't know because I haven't clicked on that thread in days.
Yeah, okay.
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Felix wrote:
trev wrote: That said, kill it, already. Geez Louise.
why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of it
That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.
Really MGO? If that is the case, go ahead and shut the fucker down right now.

No harm, no loss, no foul.

Intelligent discussion has been killed by poptroll long ago.

If that is your version of entertainment, your opinion is just as pointless as his is.

It is curious you have been noticeably absent in the "Rod of God" thread since the beginning.

Care to comment?

I respect your position here on the board, but seriously dude, own up.
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My "absence" from the thread? :lol:

I lost interest in the subject matter plus I was gone for several days in a place with limited internet. When I did connect I sure as shit wasn't spending that time reading this shit heap. So I don't know what else to tell you, boss. If there was some nefarious activity going on go ahead and get me up to speed. I would, however, strongly recommend that you guys don't let the internet anger you this much.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Felix wrote:why would you want to kill something so entertaining......it became clear to me after about page 5 that pops is simply trolling and doing a great job of it
That thread is keeping this shithole afloat. Shrewd business move by The Deciders to merge the Theology forum into CdS.
Really MGO? If that is the case, go ahead and shut the fucker down right now.

No harm, no loss, no foul.

Intelligent discussion has been killed by poptroll long ago.

If that is your version of entertainment, your opinion is just as pointless as his is.

It is curious you have been noticeably absent in the "Rod of God" thread since the beginning.

Care to comment?
For someone whining about the lack of entertainment in that thread, you have an awful lot of posts in it.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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