Happy Wife, Happy Life

[Goober McTuber]

No. My motto is:

Happy wife, damn straight you are.

[trev]

I'm sure most all of you have happy wives. Especially Goobs. He seems like someone who will please his girl.

[War Wagon]

[molly]

INRAT

But.... this is fucking stupid. I hate this saying.

[poptart]

The standard...


Ephesians 5:25-33
[25]Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
[26] That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
[27] That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
[28] So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
[29] For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
[30] For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
[31] For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
[32] This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
[33] Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

[trev]

I simply married an adult woman not some hyper - coddled child.

Dinsdale lives in the danger zone permanently.

[smackaholic]

Dinsdale lives in the danger zone permanently.

Bullshit.

Dins is the mayor of NoGoville. Every now and then, he makes a roadie to the danger zone and may even dabble in the fun zone or the date zone, but, being the wiley batchelor he is, he prolly has the good sense to shut it down when he sees the lights of wife zone ahead.

[War Wagon]

The standard...


Ephesians 5:25-33
[25]Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
[26] That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,
[27] That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.
[28] So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
[29] For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:
[30] For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.
[31] For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.
[32] This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.
[33] Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.

The "standard" is a relevant definition of those instructions. I would further define those as 'framework' or 'template'.

Everyone knows in their heart the truth of the matter, but the author of Ephesians never had access to online porn.

[War Wagon]

My motto is:

Happy wife, damn straight you are.

Her motto is:

Having put up with you for so long, you better leave me with some serious cash when I bury you.

or do you prefer cremation?

Either way, no one will give a fuck... except for her, if you're lucky.

[atmdad]

Her motto is:

Having put up with you for so long, you better leave me with some serious cash when I bury you.

or do you prefer cremation?

Either way, no one will give a fuck... except for her, if you're lucky.

I tell the little woman I want to be preserved by a taxidermist then propped up by the front door. She will say ok, so I got that going for me.

[R-Jack]

My motto is:

Happy wife, damn straight you are.

Her motto is:

Having put up with you for so long, you better leave me with some serious cash when I bury you.

or do you prefer cremation?

Either way, no one will give a fuck... except for her, if you're lucky.

I'm all for recycling. I would have my remains composted and used to fertilize banana trees in our yard. So my wife can remember me as I was.

[molly]

Oh. Two marriages. Won't be a third.

[atmdad]

Come join me in Knoxville. We can have a T1B gathering at the Body Farm.

Sam, I just spent a few minutes perusing the UT FAC site, I might reconsider my final wishes.

[molly]

I'm all for recycling. I would have my remains composted and used to fertilize banana trees in our yard.

Come join me in Knoxville. We can have a T1B gathering at the Body Farm.

Two marriages. Won't be a third.

Oh, c'mon! It's fun!

Well, when you put it like that.

Wait. No. Just no.
Besides, I'm way too old for marriage.

[Dinsdale]

Besides, I'm way too old for marriage.

But you're never too old to be a tatted-up skank.

So at least you have that fountain of youth going for you.

[War Wagon]

But you're never too old to be a tatted-up skank.

You make that seem like a bad thing.

[Screw_Michigan]

But you're never too old to be a tatted-up skank.

Sure about that?

[smackaholic]

But you're never too old to be a tatted-up skank.

Sure about that?

He is just stating fact. No one is saying that there aren't people who would be really, really bad at it.

[molly]

But you're never too old to be a tatted-up skank.

You make that seem like a bad thing.

Right?!?!?!

[molly]

Wait. I have to work on the skank part. I'm not there yet.

[atmdad]

you know, practice makes perfect...


errr maybe this should have been an PM.

[molly]

you know, practice makes perfect...


errr maybe this should have been an PM.

I love when there's something in my box.

[BSmack]

That will rack.