Budweiser buys Miller

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 14, 2015 3:53 pm

http://money.cnn.com/2015/10/13/investi ... er-merger/

:|

Miller Lite was my domestic swill of choice. Now it's going to be both shittier and more expensive.

But this is almost worth it, just for the rift that this is going to create in the neck community.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:24 pm

Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:31 pm

So one shit company merges with another shit company to create a much bigger pile of shit.

Gotcha.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Oct 14, 2015 4:40 pm

mvscal wrote:Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

I'm not sure you'd be a very good headline writer.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 10:56 pm

mvscal wrote:Uh, no. The Brazilian run global conglomerate which happens to own the Anheuser-Busch brand bought the South African run global conglomerate which happens to own the Miller brand.

InBev is Belgian-Brazilian, strap-on squatter. Tell your wife to give you an additional fifty lashes.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:22 pm

Uh, no it isn't. I'm sure a few token Belgians remain, but it's run by Brazilians. My cousin's husband has worked at AB for nearly 30 years and was one of the few execs retained after the purge when InBev bought them out. He knows who's calling the shots. You, on the other hand, know absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Go suck another fat baby's dick, you stupid assclown.

molly · Post by **molly** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:54 pm

I just had a beer called golden monkey and it was delish.

trev · Post by **trev** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 11:07 pm

molly wrote: golden monkey

That sounds kinda hot.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:17 am

trev wrote:
molly wrote: golden monkey
That sounds kinda hot.

Yes, it does. Please allow me to use it in a sentence.

"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:08 am

Is that where you pee on her unkempt bush?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:30 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."

Eeeww

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:55 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."
Eeeww

Laugh of the day.. It racks..

molly · Post by **molly** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:47 pm

Cornhusker wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
"After a long day hiking in the UP, I took trev back to the Comfort Inn and gave her a golden monkey."
Eeeww

Laugh of the day.. It racks..

Took a second. Holy shit :)

trev · Post by **trev** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:19 am

I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:26 am

trev wrote:I set 'em up, you all knock 'em down.

I'll have another shot of Beam, thanks.

T1B

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