I hope someone breaks Peyton Manning's neck

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:36 pm

We have our most recent babysitter a 20 spot to buy some pizza while she was watching our son. There are 2 decent local family run pizza joints in town and their is a Papa John's near a strip mall. She went with Papa John's. I tell you the stench of her leftover cheese and pepperoni pizza was so bad we had to bag it and toss it 1 day later. That shit is vile.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:45 pm

KC Scott wrote:I'm guessing none of you have ever eaten Little Caesars - hands down the worst ~~pizza~~ thing ever called pizza

Gets it

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:58 am

If any of you had ever actually known someone who ate Little Caesar's, you wouldn't think it was funny.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:08 am

I know of one Little Ceasars in Rochester. It is in a KMart.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:04 am

mvscal wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote: As I said, I've known two people who have gone through this and thankfully they not only survived but didn't maintain any long lasting paralysis.
Nobody cares.

And Screwy, hope you die in a fire too buddy.
Don't we all?

With the second quote, yep.

With the first, as expected from the king of warm and fuzzies.

Nobody should care as well if your daughter gets terminal cervical or breast cancer as well.

Because that shit is hilarious!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:36 am

KC Scott wrote:I'm guessing none of you have ever eaten Little Caesars - hands down the worst ~~pizza~~ thing ever called pizza

If you all say so...

I haven't and I don't think I'll be taking up that challenge anytime soon.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:40 am

Dinsdale wrote:If any of you had ever actually known someone who ate Little Caesar's, you wouldn't think it was funny.

These jokes have legs.

We can joke about legs, right? Or did Jay know someone who once suffered from a terrible charley horse?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We can joke about legs, right? Or did Jay know someone who once suffered from a terrible charley horse?

Childhood friend with Rickets. Terrible tragedy and not at all funny. You should be ashamed.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:50 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:I like Peyton as a person, but yes, penis gobbler, I'm tired of seeing his shitty commercials every 30 seconds.

Go fuck yourself, cunt. Then die in a fire.

jeez, has anybody told you you're a real asshole?
they should......

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:07 pm

Why are you so sensitive, Feelsdicks?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:46 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
mvscal wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote: As I said, I've known two people who have gone through this and thankfully they not only survived but didn't maintain any long lasting paralysis.
Nobody cares.

And Screwy, hope you die in a fire too buddy.
Don't we all?
With the second quote, yep.

With the first, as expected from the king of warm and fuzzies.

Nobody should care as well if your daughter gets terminal cervical or breast cancer as well.

Because that shit is hilarious!

Goober McTuber wrote:
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Okay, one last time and I'll drop this.
I seriously doubt it.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:52 pm

If you'd ever actually known someone who was an asshole, you wouldn't think it was funny.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:00 am

Goober McTuber wrote:

Money for nothing, but your old bullshit for free?

Pass.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:27 pm

If you've actually known someone who carried on a lengthy debate with a loon claiming the earth was flat in the 21st century, you wouldn't think it was funny.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:08 pm

There was more excuse for people to believe the ball earth fairy tale in past times.

If you believe it now in the 21st Century, and believe NAZA's laffable shit, there is really something wrong with you.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:39 pm

Poptart, I choose not to suffer annoying trolls, morons and humorless cunts.

Good day, and go break a neck.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:59 pm

This flat earth bullshit has now infested this forum? Fucking please stop already trolls...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:59 pm

poptart wrote:There was more excuse for people to believe the ball earth fairy tale in past times.

If you believe it now in the 21st Century, and believe NAZA's laffable shit, there is really something wrong with you.

Hello poptard, a bit of advice here, which you have given time and again.

Stay with your ridiculous bullshit, trolling nonsense in the proper forum.

This is NFL talk and all subsequent, trolling, flat Earth talk submitted here should be cause for an immediate ban for your trolling ass.

Moderators, a ruling on this crap from pops?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:00 am

To be fair.........

AssToMouthdad clumsily worked it into this thread....not pops.

Thankfully someone can move this block to CDS without disrupting this NFL discussion about bad pizza and getting panty-twisted over bodily harm.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 12:21 am

Jayne wrote:Stay with your ridiculous bullshit, trolling nonsense in the proper forum. Moderators, a ruling on this crap from pops?

R-Jack wrote:AssToMouthdad clumsily worked it into this thread....not pops.

lol

Jayne is as dumb in here as he is in the CdS.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:20 am

I'm sorry,
Its my fault,
I farted in the church,
I baited Poptart to bring his idiocy into this thread,
I am soooo sorry.

I will jog an extra shit lap tomorrow morning.

Back to the engrossing NFL topic at hand. It is a good bet that any place that slings pizza and advertises on the television or radio is going to be donkey piss.

Wishing a broken neck on Peyton is a little harsh, and late. He is pretty much in a downward spiral due to age, his body will give out all on its own by the 12th week like last year. As for his sibling Eli, I wouldn't mind seeing him have a season ending torn labia.

:paul: Yea Jack, my ass to your mouth. I particularly like it when you get your tongue up inside a little. :paul:

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:57 am

You like guys licking your ass?

this thread has gotten weird

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 2:31 pm

And a bit suspect I think.

atmdad · Post by **atmdad** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:35 pm

R-Jack wrote:You like guys licking your ass?

Not my preference, but if I am at a football viewing party that gets a little wild. Next thing you now i'm balls deep in some poon doggie style, with a slice of pepperoni pie on the gals back and some one starts licking my asshole, i'm not going to look back to see who is giving me a rim job. Gotta go with the moment.

Now if this was T'Hanks giving party it would probably be gay.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:47 pm

atmdad wrote:
R-Jack wrote:You like guys licking your ass?
Not my preference, but if I am at a football viewing party that gets a little wild. Next thing you now i'm balls deep in some poon doggie style, with a slice of pepperoni pie on the gals back and some one starts licking my asshole, i'm not going to look back to see who is giving me a rim job. Gotta go with the moment.

Now if this was T'Hanks giving party it would probably be gay.

I don't care whose party it is. You are fucking gay.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 7:49 pm

If you had ever actually known someone who had licked atmdad's ass, you...

nevermind.

It probably tastes like Papa John's pizza.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 9:20 pm

This thread suddenly needs a re appearance of the bootie lover and an egg timer.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:46 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Why are you so sensitive, Feelsdicks?

who says I'm sensitive? I just know an asshole when I read one......

Bucmonkey wrote:This flat earth bullshit has now infested this forum? Fucking please stop already trolls...

yep, atomicdad broke the cardinal rule.....no dragging of shit from other forums into the NFL forum......

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 4:38 pm

Dinsdale wrote:If you had ever actually known someone who had licked atmdad's ass, you...

nevermind.

It probably tastes like Papa John's pizza.

Just now got around to seeing this...

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:06 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:We can joke about legs, right? Or did Jay know someone who suffered from a terrible Charley horse?

Hmm, good question. There was this guy back in high school gym class that was afflicted with a pretty gnarly toe fungus. I believe the medical term for it being something like screweychomichcosis.

It was funny as hell.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Nov 01, 2015 5:30 pm

oh btw, the Broncos are one of the worst 6-0 teams I've ever seen.....Manning can't throw, they can't run, their offensive line is decimated by injuries, but that defense is for reals....it's the only thing that's kept them undefeated.....truly, one of the best defenses I've ever seen in Denver and I've seen a lot of differnt (and good) Denver defenses.....tonight is the night I think Denver gets exposed....GB is not only a good offensive team, but they're pretty good defensively as well.....I fully expect the Broncos to get beat tonight.....

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 2:33 am

Mikey wrote:
BSmack wrote:I hope this happens to Peyton Manning.

Shit just poured out on my corpse...

Tractor trailer driver killed in Castile crash Updated: Tuesday, October 6 2015, 11:14 AM EDT Castile, N.Y. - A tractor trailer driver was killed in a crash Monday afternoon in the town of Castile. State Police said around 2 p.m., they responded to Middle Reservation Road and found an overturned tractor trailer which had been hauling liquid manure in the ditch on the east shoulder of the highway just 150 feet south of Swyers Road. Rescue personnel found the driver, later identified as 49-year-old Richard Scharet Jr., lying in the ditch next to the cab. Scharet sustained massive trauma from being ejected from the cab and died at the scene. Investigators found Scharet was driving south on Middle Reservation Road and went around a slight curve in the highway when he lost control of the vehicle. The tractor, in tow with a tanker trailer, began to swerve and went into the northbound lane before flipping over. The rig then went off the east side of the highway and hit a utility pole, then a tree before coming to rest in a ditch. Roughly 5,000 gallons of liquid manure was spilled when the tank hit the utility pole and ruptured. NYS Department of Environmental Conservation personnel responded to assist with the spill containment and cleanup efforts. An exact cause in the crash has not yet been determined.

http://www.13wham.com/news/features/top ... html?wap=0
Fuck you, you insensitive douchebag. Do you know somebody who has died in a manure truck roll over crash? You wouldn't think it was so funny if you had that experience.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:28 am

Felix wrote:oh btw, the Broncos are one of the worst 6-0 teams I've ever seen.....Manning can't throw, they can't run, their offensive line is decimated by injuries, but that defense is for reals....it's the only thing that's kept them undefeated.....truly, one of the best defenses I've ever seen in Denver and I've seen a lot of differnt (and good) Denver defenses.....tonight is the night I think Denver gets exposed....GB is not only a good offensive team, but they're pretty good defensively as well.....I fully expect the Broncos to get beat tonight.....

I don't know how much more wrong I could have been.....Denver just beat the shit out of the packers....their 10 points came on Denver mistakes.....others should take note that defense is scary fucking good......

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 1:14 pm

If Trent Dilfer and Brad Johnson can win with great defense, then a noodle armed Peyton Manning can win with this Denver D.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:06 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Super Bowl AND bust.

ftfy

This is the Manning with the bubble head we're talking about, not his kid brother.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:23 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:Never seen Rodgers under that kind of pressure. 77 yards passing!

This Bronco defense is ridiculous.

And now they got Vernon Davis to make Peyton happier.

Super Bowl or bust.

their corners can cover receivers man on man which frees up guys like Brandon Marshall, Danny Trevathan, and Von Miller to blitz the shit out of opponents.....for my money, they've got two of the best cover d-backs in the league....that's what makes their defense work....

T1B

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