Any of you fucks been to Cuba?
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My wife was born in Cuba and came to the states at the age of 9. I would like to check it out, but as far as I can tell you still have to do one of those tour packages. Not much leeway to explore and find old family on those I'm afraid.
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My barber that i've been going to for about 20 years is from Cuba. He occasionally shows me pics of beautiful white sand beaches. On the few occasions I've had to go into another shop to get cleaned up quick before a trip or meeting I get pissed when they ask me what number or some other crap, fuck if I know. I go to my regular guy, sit down, he cuts my hair right.
That's all I got for Cuba, hope it helps.
That's all I got for Cuba, hope it helps.
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Loads of times, I could give you a few tips, but not sure what restrictions on travel still exist/will exist for Americans over the next while. If you're not restricted to Varadero stay in Havana, the city is on steroids. It's more money but an assault on your senses (in a good way). For resort, beach thingies - stay in Varadero. Depends what you want out of it.
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Been twice. Havana is worth a few days. Hit the Hotel De Nacional. Buy a box of Hoyo de Monterrey Epicure Especial in the humidor in the basement. Try and make it to Vinales Valley north of Havana and Mazantas to the south. Summer is hella hot and not a ton of AC. Plan on late nights no matter the time of year, and music... lots of music.
And don't bring sand to the beach.
And don't bring sand to the beach.
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That's it. It's always everywhere in every formMoving Sale wrote:Plan on late nights no matter the time of year, and music... lots of music.
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You're already remarried?R-Jack wrote:My wife was born in Cuba and came to the states at the age of 9.
Or do you still refer to the gym slut as your wife?
Either way, you're a hot mess.
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Carson wrote: You're already remarried?
Or do you still refer to the gym slut as your wife?
Either way, you're a hot mess.

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Will you get to see a lot of vintage cars?
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I can easily refute that, but how much fun is that?Carson wrote: Either way, you're a hot mess.
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, beat me to it. R-Jerk, why the rush?
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You weren't getting tits without marriage?R-Jack wrote:I can easily refute that, but how much fun is that?Carson wrote: Either way, you're a hot mess.
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, beat me to it. R-Jerk, why the rush?
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Actually she said Tom Hanks doesn't do it for her.....so I had to lock it up.
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pics...thanks


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Fair enuff.R-Jack wrote:Actually she said Tom Hanks doesn't do it for her.....so I had to lock it up.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:pics...thanks

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Book through the nearest Canadian city and pay $1,200 total, just have them stamp a piece of paper other than your passport. They're not adverse to that.
Sorry, but the thought of you holidaying in Cuba is brilliant, I hope you do it.
Sorry, but the thought of you holidaying in Cuba is brilliant, I hope you do it.

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Why do you hate America?88 wrote:I'm thinking that I should visit there before Americans fuck the place up (so it looks like the space between Starbucks and the Disney Store). Anyone traveled there yet? Any suggestions/recommendations/warnings? I'm thinking March of 2016. Probably 7 days or so. Not looking for LBFM's. I'll bring Mrs. 88 for that. But I'd be cool with seeing great looking beaches, great looking bitches, and eating so much fucking authentic Cuban food that I am filling my great looking breeches (with Cuban-food fueled turds).
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You know there's a god damn good reason the US banned travel to Cuba for almost 50 years: to protect freedom and liberty.88 wrote: I don't hate America. I hate Americans. It is the same reason I hate New York and Washington DC. It isn't the place. Its the people that live there. They suck.
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Heheh, that America could screw Cuba up anymore than the Castro bros already have is laughable, but please, don't let that stop your 'Merica hating. Don't you have a Quentin Tarantino film viewing to attend?
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"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I laughed.
I laughed.
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I'm sure that given enough time some all inclusive resorts will pop up that will relieve the American lumpen-bourgeois of the discomfort of seeing 3rd world poverty.
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:?Havana before the revolution was one of the world’s most advanced cities