God is poised to destroy Toledo

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God is poised to destroy Toledo

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Just ask Opal Covey.

http://nbc24.com/news/local/meet-the-ma ... opal-covey

I got dibs on the Mud Hens.
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Opal Covey wrote:you'll see God visit the city in the greatest destruction you've ever seen.
Not sure He could inflict much greater destruction than what he did to her face. The Donald woulda been forgiven had he been referring to hers rather than Carly's.
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If I were a voter in Toledo, I'd need more info about this candidate.

Like for instance, what shape she thinks the earth is would be a good start.
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There's your candidate, Poptard & Wuh? Wagon. She's one of you.
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I'll take NIU and the points.
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Hopefully in spectacular fashion.
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Wasn't Toledo known for being a shithole, even back in the 60s when places like detoilet were prosperous? I would think any sort of destroying would be kind of redundant.
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Looks like Toledo is in for some real fire and brimstone shit.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... oral-race/
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Mikey wrote:I'll take NIU and the points.
Dear Toledo,

Hope you enjoyed your stay in the Top 25.

Sincerely,
Opal

http://espn.go.com/college-football/rec ... =400787343


Damn Sam, you beat me to it. Sort of.
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Last time she lost cause of voter fraud, wonder what the excuse will be this time?
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Confirmation that God did not cause Toledo to lose to NIU.

Skip to 4:30 for the confirmation. Watch the whole video if you want to laugh at a deranged person being given WAY too much air time.

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She kind of reminds me of Poptart, you know, minus the Korean wife.
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Sudden Sam wrote:
BSmack wrote:She kind of reminds me of Poptart, you know, minus the Korean wife.
Do you know for a fact that she doesn't have a Korean wife?
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There. God confirmed it.
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