God is poised to destroy Toledo
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God is poised to destroy Toledo
Just ask Opal Covey.
http://nbc24.com/news/local/meet-the-ma ... opal-covey
I got dibs on the Mud Hens.
http://nbc24.com/news/local/meet-the-ma ... opal-covey
I got dibs on the Mud Hens.
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Not sure He could inflict much greater destruction than what he did to her face. The Donald woulda been forgiven had he been referring to hers rather than Carly's.Opal Covey wrote:you'll see God visit the city in the greatest destruction you've ever seen.
Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
If I were a voter in Toledo, I'd need more info about this candidate.
Like for instance, what shape she thinks the earth is would be a good start.
Like for instance, what shape she thinks the earth is would be a good start.
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
There's your candidate, Poptard & Wuh? Wagon. She's one of you.
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
I'll take NIU and the points.
Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Hopefully in spectacular fashion.
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Wasn't Toledo known for being a shithole, even back in the 60s when places like detoilet were prosperous? I would think any sort of destroying would be kind of redundant.
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Looks like Toledo is in for some real fire and brimstone shit.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... oral-race/
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"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Dear Toledo,Mikey wrote:I'll take NIU and the points.
Hope you enjoyed your stay in the Top 25.
Sincerely,
Opal
http://espn.go.com/college-football/rec ... =400787343
Damn Sam, you beat me to it. Sort of.
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Last time she lost cause of voter fraud, wonder what the excuse will be this time?
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Confirmation that God did not cause Toledo to lose to NIU.
Skip to 4:30 for the confirmation. Watch the whole video if you want to laugh at a deranged person being given WAY too much air time.
Skip to 4:30 for the confirmation. Watch the whole video if you want to laugh at a deranged person being given WAY too much air time.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
She kind of reminds me of Poptart, you know, minus the Korean wife.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo
Papapapinggawa relawakawaSudden Sam wrote:Do you know for a fact that she doesn't have a Korean wife?BSmack wrote:She kind of reminds me of Poptart, you know, minus the Korean wife.
There. God confirmed it.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown