Ben Carson . . . Toast.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 10:16 pm

Here we go again, although I doubt if this thread will be as long as "Trump Is Toast" has played out.
Next up? "Rubio Is Toast", "Cruz Is Toast", "Fiorina Is Toast", "Pataki Is Toast"? Wait, Pataki is toast.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 2:53 am

a central point in his inspirational personal story was fabricated

Now it matters?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 3:06 am

Roach wrote:Not too soon to weed out this idiot.

You're in a position to throw stones?

Your mirror must be kind.

trev · Post by **trev** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 3:42 am

I don't think he was getting the nom anyway. But, it's a pretty blatant smear campaign from the biased media.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:32 am

trev wrote:I don't think he was getting the nom anyway. But, it's a pretty blatant smear campaign from the biased media.

Really? Wow!

In other news... Carson is a 7th Day Adventist just like the Shrubber. So he's got that going for him... which is ____.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:46 am

trev wrote:I don't think he was getting the nom anyway. But, it's a pretty blatant smear campaign from the biased media.

Yes, of course. Poptart running for president = liberal media.

Unfuck yourself, already.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:22 am

Screwed, I watched Carson't presser today and it was a completely ridiculous scene.
Completely embarrassing.

The frenzy of the press over this was so absurd that it's ridiculousness defies description.
The same press who has given zero fucks about Barry's "checkered" past and the overall fraud of this _residency.

Amerika is overdue for a HUGE flush.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:51 am

He lied about being admitted to the Military Academy. Why is that OK?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:56 am

If that is what happened, it's not okay.

Have we seen any of Barry's college applications -- or any of his college records at all?

We've seen almost NO records from his past about ANYTHING.

Wtf?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:58 am

Just working out the practical differences for storing grain inside a silo as opposed to the Pyramids. I think Justin will blow off Hillary

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 3:13 pm

From what I have heard, this is a blatant hit political hit piece. They took a statement he made using a strict literal interpretation and called him a liar.

Unlike Hillary and Barry, Carson has a list of real accomplishments. He has no need to make shit up. His explanation was that he was offered a scholarship to WP. Technically, this is not accurate, but it is completely believable that someone, back 45 years ago told him that a WP appointment was his for the asking.

So, when will the press crawl up Hillary's ass in such a manner? They took a pass on looking into Barry and there was plenty to look at there.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:39 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:He lied about being admitted to the Military Academy. Why is that OK?

Hillary lied about landing in Bosnia under sniper fire. She lied about a protest that never happened over a video nobody ever saw to cover her own incompetence. In fact, I'm hard pressed to locate a topic she hasn't lied about. Why is that OK?

You're going to vote for her and then go home and jerk your tiny little peener skinless so don't tell me you give even the slightest bit of fuck about the lies politicians tell.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:52 pm

I'm not voting for Hillary, jerkoff.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:53 pm

Trump then?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 4:54 pm

Nope. Fuck off, already.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:39 pm

I wasn't aware fuck off, already was running.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:56 pm

So if we're all in agreement that all politicians lie, how do we decide which lies to get angry about?

Is it just as simple as, "That candidate's politics don't represent my own, therefore, his/her lies are worse than the ones told by the candidates that do represent my politics."

That's pretty much it, right?

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:11 pm

I'm so fired up about this election.

Then again, I get fired up about stomach flu.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:18 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Nope. Fuck off, already.

Trump. Hilary. Fuck Off, Already. No matter who Screw votes for, one thing is for certain.

Poptart will cry about KC Scott.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 6:29 pm

smackaholic wrote:Unlike Hillary and Barry, Carson has a list of real accomplishments. He has no need to make shit up. His explanation was that he was offered a scholarship to WP. Technically, this is not accurate, but it is completely believable that someone, back 45 years ago told him that a WP appointment was his for the asking.

I would absolutely agree with this 100%.....a person of his accomplishments would have been accepted at West Point in a heart beat and that may be what he was told.....this whole thing is so ridicously overblown it's amazing.....Carson is not the brightest of bulbs, but I have no reason to doubt the veracity of his story, it's merely that he interpreted it differently than the process works......but I can see any of a number of military people he worked around when he was younger saying "you're a lock for West Point"....no, that's not a scholarship offer, but in a young mans mind, being told he was a lock for a miltary academy by someone of power could have been misinterpreted by Carson....he was an 18 year old kid at the time......

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:11 pm

I can't even remember the name of the friend that would buy my beer when I was 18. I can understand the details of his conversations being hazy.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:23 pm

Make no mistake: Ben Carson is a fucking whack job. He's a huckster for snake oil dietary supplements, claiming this crap cures cancer and autism. He spouted his flat earth theory with the pyramids. And now he's recreating his story about West Point.

How on earth this guy ended up becoming a world renowned neurosurgeon is beyond me. Un fucking believable.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:25 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Make no mistake: Ben Carson is a fucking whack job. He's a huckster for snake oil dietary supplements, claiming this crap cures cancer and autism. He spouted his flat earth theory with the pyramids. And now he's recreating his story about West Point.

How on earth this guy ended up becoming a world renowned neurosurgeon is un fucking believable.

Same way a career liar became Sect of State and clubhouse leader for the Dems nomination.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 8:22 pm

Felix wrote:.....Carson is not the brightest of bulbs,

Yeah, I mean it's not like he was a brain surgeon or anything. Wait, he was a brain surgeon....head of brain surgery in fact, at one of the best hospitals on the planet. Compare his accomplishments to a community rabble rouser or a miserable old cunt that married well.

I can't think of anyone on the planet with less of a reason to embellish his resume. Well, at least we can't acuse Barry of embellishing his resume sin no one seemed to care about it anyway. All we heard about was president of the law review at Harvard. What he did as pres of a fuking college club, no one seems to know.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:48 pm

The best this country has to offer...Can't wait till the general election.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:06 pm

[quote="Left Seater"
Same way a career liar became Sect of State and clubhouse leader for the Dems nomination.[/quote]

We have apparently denigrated into the political version of IKYABWAI.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Nov 08, 2015 4:42 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Felix wrote:.....Carson is not the brightest of bulbs,
Yeah, I mean it's not like he was a brain surgeon or anything. Wait, he was a brain surgeon....head of brain surgery in fact, at one of the best hospitals on the planet. Compare his accomplishments to a community rabble rouser or a miserable old cunt that married well.

there is a big difference between being bright and being smart, especially in the political world.....no doubt, Carson is smart, but when it comes to politics, he's not very bright....get it?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:44 am

The guy who is neck and neck with Trump for the rep. nomination is not politically smart? All righty then. You underestimate the good doctor.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:23 am

smackaholic wrote:The guy who is neck and neck with Trump for the rep. nomination is not politically smart? All righty then. You underestimate the good doctor.

If Kim K. decided to run for the rep. nomination she'd probably be leading. What's your point?

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:42 am

Felix wrote:Carson is not the brightest of bulbs, but I have no reason to doubt the veracity of his story, it's merely that he interpreted it differently than the process works.

Given the photoshoot in The Guardian a few days ago, the man's house is a temple to - himself. He's self-obsessed and utterly delusional.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:13 am

If lying on your resume can disqualify someone from coaching Notre Dame...

Whatever.

What I don't get is how a legitimately smart person can buy into a church (7th Day Adventist) that was founded on the ashes of the failed prophecy of William Miller that the world was going to end on October 22nd, 1844. I chalk it up to him being a savant when it comes to medicine and a complete moron in other areas like evolutionary science, religion and interior decorating.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:23 am

7th game adventist :doh:

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:40 pm

BSmack wrote:If lying on your resume can disqualify someone from coaching Notre Dame...

Whatever.

What I don't get is how a legitimately smart person can buy into a church (7th Day Adventist) that was founded on the ashes of the failed prophecy of William Miller that the world was going to end on October 22nd, 1844. I chalk it up to him being a savant when it comes to medicine and a complete moron in other areas like evolutionary science, religion and interior decorating.

He's in the church because he was born into it, as is the case with most members of superstitious clubs. I personally think that calling any one denomination any crazier than the next is kind of silly. The only religious group that I find myself distrusting more than others are the muzzies. They have demonstrated that they aren't capable of just coexisting with others.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 2:22 pm

smackaholic wrote:I can't think of anyone on the planet with less of a reason to embellish his resume.

And yet there he is...lying and "embellishing" his ass off. He is obviously fucked in the head and so is anybody who thinks this fucktard should be anywhere near the white house.

Seventh Day Adventists aren't just another denomination. They're whack job cultists like scientologists or moonies.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:43 pm

Jesus is a Klingon?!?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:48 pm

Diego in Seattle wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The guy who is neck and neck with Trump for the rep. nomination is not politically smart? All righty then. You underestimate the good doctor.
If Kim Davis decided to run for the rep. nomination she'd probably be leading. What's your point?

FTFY

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:52 pm

mvscal wrote:Jesus is a Klingon?!?

That's just a bad likeness. Jesus is Matthew McConaughey.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 10:20 pm

smackaholic wrote:He's in the church because he was born into it, as is the case with most members of superstitious clubs. I personally think that calling any one denomination any crazier than the next is kind of silly. The only religious group that I find myself distrusting more than others are the muzzies. They have demonstrated that they aren't capable of just coexisting with others.

There are certain cults that bear greater scrutiny because their history is recent enough that the fraudulent nature of their founding is a matter of public record. For example, just about every whackjob cult founded during the 1840s in Western NY. The Mormons, Shakers, Millerites and the Spiritualists were all demonstrable frauds. For example, William Miller said that the world was going to end on October 22nd, 1844. Obviously that did not happen. But that didn't stop his followers from recalculating like a spastic end times GPS.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:54 pm

So fukking what?

Mainstream Christians preach that Jeebus is coming back one day. It's been 2000 years and he's still a no show. When is it OK to start mocking them?

The people that bother me most are the fake christians like....well, pretty much everyone in DC. They will talk about g0d one moment, then defend the right of a woman to murder her baby 6 weeks before it is due. And save me the "health of the mother" or rape arguments. They don't discern between those and a woman who simply decides it is a bad time to be a mommy.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Nov 10, 2015 12:03 am

Felix wrote:I can see any of a number of military people he worked around when he was younger saying "you're a lock for West Point"....no, that's not a scholarship offer, but in a young mans mind, being told he was a lock for a miltary academy by someone of power could have been misinterpreted by Carson....he was an 18 year old kid at the time......

Frankly, I don't buy that either. He wasn't talking about any other leader. He was talking about Westmoreland. Carson was just a squirt of cum only four years removed from hitting his mother in the head with a hammer. Westmoreland was a ring knocker and they're very cliquish. They don't typically extend such offers lightly. The idea that this inner city fuckwad so impressed Westmoreland on the basis of his brief attendance at some banquet function that he "offered him a scholarship" is laughable to me.