When 88 Drinks Midweek...

[Wolfman]

Rack.

[Mikey]

Nice story.

However...

1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.
2. If you can't stand being around your wife, then why are you married (rhetorical question, not directed specifically at 88)?

Sayin'

[Goober McTuber]

When Goober drinks mid-week, it might be this:

Introduced to great acclaim in the Fall of 2014, Michter's Toasted Barrel Finish Bourbon is a groundbreaking whiskey expression. It is made by taking Michter's US*1 Kentucky Straight Bourbon and then aging it for an additional period in a second custom made barrel. This second barrel is assembled from 18-month air dried wood and then toasted but not charred. The truly unique and delicious taste of Michter's US*1 Toasted Barrel Finish Bourbon represents a remarkable achievement given that it is Kentucky Straight Bourbon with nothing extra added or done except placement in a second toasted barrel.

Picked up a bottle last night for $50. Very limited availability, I got the only one this store received. Good stuff, smoky flavor.

[Goober McTuber]

1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.

I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.

[Mikey]

1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.

I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.

[Blitzen]

1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.

I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.

So I can continue to get piss pants drunk and wallow in my own misery. The upside of my alcoholism is I can post nude pics of myself to anonymous dudes. The downside is I can post nude pics of myself to anonymous dudes. But fuck all, my old and saggy wrinkled balls are waxed and shiny. Gay twinks love that shit. Especially when I bend over and go full on veiny-bat wing. Or was that full goat? Shit, I'm old and drunk and senile, and my Depends are full.

Sin, Mr. Mctubebegobbler.

[Goober McTuber]

1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.

I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.

I have a lot more hair than that guy, who has a lot more hair than you do.

I am definitely slimmer than that guy, who is also much slimmer than you.

Life is funny.

Reindeer aren't.