Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:07 pm

We barely had enough wet wipes to clean up the Decider's jerk-splatter off the servers...

...now it seems the links LTS TRD 2 is posting can compromise even the most hardened browser anti-virus.
If you're using Firefox, you can launch your browser in "safe mode"...if you're brave enough to follow his links. Chrome users seem to be the most affected. They are advised to go to https://www.malwarebytes.org/ and grab the free version, then run it. Twice.
Sorry Mac users. You're not immune. There's a known runtime exploit in OSX that for some reason Tim Cook refuses to patch. Just bury your heads in the sand, Mac-tards...

Let's make 2016 the safest year yet. Don't click Nick's links.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:14 pm

Our test machine here at Shlomart Laboratories after clicking one of LTS_TRD2's links...

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:29 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Our test machine here at Shlomart Laboratories after clicking one of LTS_TRD2's links...

Don't you mean "Shlomart LaboUritories"?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:48 pm

I'm really mvscal.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:53 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:52 pm

And make sure you're running the latest version of Donk Blaster Pro. There's nothing worse than clicking one of Nick's Geocites-quality links then BAM -- donkey dong on your monitor. Try explaining that to the IT department. :brad:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:15 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:And make sure you're running the latest version of Donk Blaster Pro.

Hook a bruthah up...my subscription for NO DONK ran out. $29.95? Fuck that nonsense...

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:24 pm

Categorical bullshit by a spindly slimeball. The sites i post are all mainstream and visited safely by millions. Of course b-juice doesn't actually cite any supposed infected website. What a punk.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:39 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote: The sites i post are all mainstream...

You were probably looking for the "Sarcasm Thream"...

Here's a link

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:20 am

Here's one..enjoy
http://www.lostscribemedia.com/news/911 ... sterpiece/

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:55 am

God damn you LTS! Asshole! Just look at what that link did to this hard drive!

:brad: :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:20 am

Stop spreading malware, Nick.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:42 am

B-juice, have you any evidence whatsoever of what you're accusing? No?

Read and be prepared for a test...
http://www.serendipity.li/wot/pentagon9 ... on911.html

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:17 am

LTSTardItUp -- you're a proven liar. Why should anyone trust your links?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:24 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote: be prepared for a test...

I clicked and my laptop now has an itchy burning sensation.

Norton was no help for your STD's

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:31 am

Feel you fear, fellas, it's okay. But don't worry about the facts...

http://how911wasdone.blogspot.com/ :wink:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:53 pm

another virus

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:33 pm

Another spindly lie...

here's another piece of truth..
http://www.ae911truth.org/gallery/evidence.html

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:12 pm

And here's another steel-framed skyscraper engulfed in flame--and did not collapse

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dub ... 4597003598

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:06 pm

No more links. Me full

~Cookie Monster~

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:15 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:And here's another steel-framed skyscraper engulfed in flame--and did not collapse

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dub ... 4597003598

Did it have a wide body jet punch a hole through it at 400 mph? Was it built using the same method of construction?

Apples and hand grenades, dumbfukk.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:34 pm

Nick, going forward I'm gonna need you to PM all your links straight to me for approval before posting. I'll run them through some special software that will determine how safe they are for clicking.

We strive to maintain a safe environment for all who frequent this wonderful community. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:49 pm

I'm going to have to concur. Nick's links are spreading viruses outside of the interwebs. Dinsdale pm'd me a complaint about reading the board to avoid an awkward conversation with some tavern trash he woke up next to. He clicked the link and inexplicably he ended up with gonorrhea.

This is getting out of hand Nick. We come here to avoid social diseases.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:03 pm

Maybe we can just put nick and his puter into a large, hopefully airtight, condom.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:30 pm

Don't Click Nick's Links aka DCNL. Spread the word.

#DCNL

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:44 pm

Sig material, right there.

#DCNL

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:11 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Don't Click Nick's Links aka DCNL. Spread the word.

#DCNL

That's right.

Check your DCNL privilege at the door, or face the consequences of being click-shamed.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:45 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:55 am

Also, just remember...the plural of "virus" as it pertains to computer technology is "viruses" and not "virii".

As in: "Don't click Nick's links. You'll get shit-hammered by viruses".

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:39 pm

thanks a lot ltstard
I ran malware bytes on one of your links and here's what I got back

thanks for blowing up my lap top

POST THE SOLO

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:58 pm

Felix wrote:POST THE SOLO

Wouldn't he have to do that by...posting a link? Damn the conundrum.

#DCNL

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:44 pm

Damn you Nick...damn your linking ass to hell!!! :brad:

#DCNL

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:55 pm

DCNL candle-light vigil.

We need to make this happen.

:cry:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:02 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:33 am

EXE VRS 2

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:45 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:EXE VRS 2

I'll pray for him.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:30 am

I strum, pluck, and play..

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:39 pm

Thank you Roach, for saving all us. We need to nip this in the bud before he unleashed the Madussa virus on this board. Forget clicking....just looking at the hyperlink directly will turn your computer to stone.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:32 am

"Open Nick's link, HAL."

~silence~

"Open Nick's link please, HAL."

~silence~

"Hello? HAL, do you read me?"

~silence~

"Do you read me, HAL?"

"Affirmative, Dave. I read you."

"Click Nick's link, HAL."

"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

"What's the problem?"

"I'm afraid you know the problem just as well as I do."

"What are you talking about, HAL?"

"The safety of this message board is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:53 am

Dave, these links can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Rack it Mgo.

#DCNL