How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpot

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Gotta dumb it down for your audience.

On a related note, I waited 15 fucking minutes in line for customer service my local Shitty Safeway because the old balck woman in front of me bought, I shit you not: $100 in Powerball tickets. $100!
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I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Wow----$100 narrows her odds down to 100 chances less than the 292.2 million:1 odds I get with my one ticket. Will I buy one ticket? Yes, and along with my $1 on Florida's Lotto and $1 on Florida's Fantasy 5. When the Powerball madness ends, so will my play of their game. My chances on the two Florida games I look at as my voluntary education tax.
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Niner Fan gets it.

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This reminded me of a couple up in PA, I think, that sold everything they had and bought lottery tickets for a big jackpot. I think they "won" around $10K. Nice going.
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R-Jack wrote:Niner Fan gets it.

Pretty sure that was a raiduh fan undercover.
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Nice reach. That guy was more niner quarterback than raider fan.
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