The Squatty Potty

[atmdad]

Any of you old coots have one of these or something similar. It actually looks like maybe a worthwhile investment. Hell a unicorn that shits rainbow sherbert, pretty fricking awesome.

[molly]

I'll probably buy this.

[mvscal]

[atmdad]

I guess my kids bought me one for Christmas as a joke, but it was on back order and did not come in until last week. They surprised me with it last night after our Sunday family meal.

Went in this morning to give it a try. Settled down on the pot, set my feet up on the stool and boom. I immediately unloaded in one nice long extrusion, no extra pushing or grunting, just bam, filled the bowl. I didn't even have time to read a headline from the morning paper. Normally this is not an issue for me, I am pretty regular, but fucking WOW. That was an amazing crap, and I was empty in seconds. I can't wait until tomorrow morning.

Yea, I know, pics or it didn't happen. In this case you are just going to have to trust me.

I highly recommend this product.

[Carson]

So when you have the green apple splatters, this turns you into a fire hose?

No thanks.

[Wolfman]

And here's toilet-O-rama:

http://www.neatorama.com/2006/08/15/toilet-o-rama/

Military guys having flashbacks of sitting with 4 or 5 other guys taking a crap? You lost your inhibitions really fast then.

[Diego in Seattle]

Military guys having flashbacks of sitting with 4 or 5 other guys taking a crap? You lost your inhibitions really fast then.

The line to take a crap....

[smackaholic]

And here's toilet-O-rama:

http://www.neatorama.com/2006/08/15/toilet-o-rama/

Military guys having flashbacks of sitting with 4 or 5 other guys taking a crap? You lost your inhibitions really fast then.

Yeah, I remember the first time I walked into the head in my bootcamp barracks. Da horrah! A line of about 20 crappers with not a single bit of sheet metal to separate them to be found. Yeah, any inhibitions are gone pretty fukking fast. I suspect in todays kinder gentler faggotier bootcamp, they have individual rooms and scent fresheners.

[smackaholic]

After another cup of coffee, I will grab the kitchen step stool and hope everything comes out OK.

Sorry, no PET.

[smackaholic]

Well, that was rather nice, although I believe the step stool is a tad high for optimum evacuation geometry. I just may get one.