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Moving Sale wrote:self of steam
You truly are a stupid piece of shit.
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Dinsdale wrote:Very simple. I would characterize them as being "a long way from here."
That's the point.
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There ain't no point, troll......in any of your posts.
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Dinsdale wrote:There ain't no point, troll......in any of your posts.
How 'bout a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.
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On your death bed, you will receive total enlightenment. Of course, you'll be too busy posting here to realize this enlightenment, thus rendering it all for naught......but at least you will receive total enlightenment.

So, you've got that going for you.......
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Dinsdale wrote:On your death bed, you will receive total enlightenment. Of course, you'll be too busy posting here to realize this enlightenment, thus rendering it all for naught......but at least you will receive total enlightenment.

So, you've got that going for you.......
Which is nice.
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Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:self of steam
You truly are a stupid piece of shit.
I guess you missed the memo.

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Roach wrote:rote
Ooooh......good word.


And Rack Moving Sale. Any more, all dude has to do is wave his hands anywhere near the keyboard, and a wholebuncha motherfuckers get all up in a tizzy. Awesome.
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Actually, I prefer the really long ones that make me think that they make me look really smart.

I just like "rote" for being succinct and underused. Obviously, I'll be figuring out a way to drop some "rote" smack on someone soon.
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Roach wrote:You are smart, so don't worry!
Flattery will get you everywhere.

For stroking my mega-ego, I will grant you several minutes clemency from making fun of your female relatives in any way, and I won't discuss any of the sexual relations I had with them for a few hours.

I'm kinda giving like that.
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Politically, I'm kind of a Moderate Isolationist, so I can pretty much get into it with anybody.
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Dinsdale wrote:
Roach wrote:rote
Ooooh......good word.
No shit.

sin,

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Dinsdale wrote:Ooooh......good word.
You like that word? And you do have that envelope, don't you?...

Sincerely,
Mr Scrabble Man

P.S. -- Perhaps we can dispense with the fun and games now, yes?
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1624 :cry:
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Moving Sale wrote:1624

^^ What ADAM claimed to have scored on his SAT?
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1tnacU wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:1624

^^ What ADAM claimed to have scored on his SAT?
No, that was geek-skank's score after a financial transaction to take the test for him. Nothing but the best, dudes.
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RadioFan wrote:
1tnacU wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:1624

^^ What ADAM claimed to have scored on his SAT?
Nothing but the best, dudes.
And then some. RACK me for dropping yet another quote from the same movie.
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Mister Bushice wrote: Image

Does it make me an aging geek if I knew exactly who that was, without looking or anything?

Don't answer that.........
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Gilbert wrote:Does it make me an aging geek...
No... however, the fact you and your best friend, Lewis, are going pocketprotector shopping this evening speaks volumes.
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1tnacU wrote:
Moving Sale wrote:1624

^^ What ADAM claimed to have scored on his SAT?

It was 320,000 for the last time by rote........
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Bush Lied, 1630 Americans have died.
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Why do you keep bumping this shit thread? We already know where you stand on this issue, shorty.
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TenTallBen wrote:Why do you keep bumping this shit thread?
People seem to keep dyin' over there. Are you saying they should be forgotten? No, wait, you remember them and the fact that their lives have been fucked over by placing ribbons on your car.
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Moving Sale wrote:Bush Lied, 1630 Americans have died.
Isn't cool how you've had about 1,000 posts on this topic and read about 1,000 replies on how short you are?

It's like... totally symmetrical. I know that may not be the preferred word to describe this wonderful act of nature... if you come up with something better, post it.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:Are you saying they should be forgotten?
I know that you're not trying to imply that this thread is some sort of fitting tribute.
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Heh, I remember Kyle Rote, Jr. because he used to be on The Superstars competition way back when. I used to watch that show religiously. I think Rote won it a couple of times.
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TenTallBen wrote:...shit thread...
STFU you sanctimonious piece of shit.


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Bush's lies have now cost the U.S. 1648 soldiers.
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Not having a screening sign that says 'You must be this high*' to post, has cost this board 584 posts.

The clown would be indicating at least 3'4" of height.
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1654

Impeachment I-M-P-E-A-C-H-M-E-N-T Impeachment
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1657

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.
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Moving Sale wrote:1657
Is that your height in microns?
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1674

Specialist Carrie L. French died from hostile fire near Kirkuk on the last Sabbath.
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v 38.7

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Moving Sale wrote:v 38.7

Sin,
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Do you have a point ?

I don't think so
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upstart wrote:Do you have a point?
Besides that you are a tard?
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