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Mikey
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by Mikey » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:52 pm
See all that red and orange shit on the U&L?
That means that the entire left coast will be turning into one large mudslide this weekend.
The same colors on Loosiana and Arkansaw is just the Bobby Jindal effect.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/weather/2 ... /81281606/
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by Mikey » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:17 pm
Here we have the dreaded "moisture plume."
We need to keep in mind, though, that even though this will cause major flooding and mudslides (in recent burn areas), it will not end the drought.
Therefore, in order to save water, I will not turn my irrigation on this weekend.
Those things that look like little arrowheads? They're actually pineapples due to this being the pineapple express.
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by smackaholic » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:47 pm
Bakersfield is such a shithole that even the precipitation is splitting in half so it doesn't have to go through it.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by smackaholic » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:05 pm
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
Go pop another percocet or 12, will you?
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by Mikey » Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:36 pm
smackaholic wrote: Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
Go pop another percocet or 12, will you?
:doh:
Don't worry about RtS. He has these long periods that are just blank. He may not remember, but he did learn to deal with it at one point.
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by Bucmonkey » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:26 pm
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
:?
Go Bucs, Gators
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by Shlomart Ben Yisrael » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:27 pm
Bucmonkey wrote: Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
:?
He's under the mistaken impression that everyone here has forgotten what an irredeemable and utter douche he is.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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by 4kingguy » Sat Mar 05, 2016 3:51 pm
smackaholic wrote: Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
Go pop another percocet or 12, will you?
Why? It's NEVER too late to instruct one on proper word usage...
Grammar smack doesn't play here?
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by Smackie Chan » Sat Mar 05, 2016 5:41 pm
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: He's under the mistaken impression that everyone here has forgotten what an irredeemable and utter douche he is.
Perhaps we should cut our crippled fliend some slack. His infirmities have likely put him psychologically in a very balck sordid clambake where he suffers from low self of steam.
Then again, for all intensive purposes, he
could simply be an iodot.
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by MgoBlue-LightSpecial » Sat Mar 05, 2016 6:03 pm
4kingguy wrote: smackaholic wrote: Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
Go pop another percocet or 12, will you?
Why? It's NEVER too late to instruct one on proper word usage...
Grammar smack doesn't play here?
I could care less about grammar. It's a mute point. Irregardless, if you want to nip it in the butt, go ahead. Just know this place is a doggy-dog world. You gotta watch what you say or this board will run roughshot over you.
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by Dinsdale » Sun Mar 06, 2016 5:56 pm
Where is Shoalzie, anyway?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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by War Wagon » Sun Mar 06, 2016 6:23 pm
Barren down the dumpater, some memes will never die.
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by Y2K » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:25 pm
We got a couple inches lat night and some great snow up the hill. more to come.
Going to be nice to have lakes with water in them again.
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by Dinsdale » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:39 pm
We didn't get it too bad... yet. Looks like plenty to the north, which can often mean the Upper Flyover/NE is going to get it nasty in a few days.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
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by Mikey » Sun Mar 06, 2016 7:43 pm
Got a nice steady gentle rain over night. Great for the yard.
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by BSmack » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:13 pm
War Wagon wrote: Barren down the dumpater, some memes will never die.
^^^^ Gets it.
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by BSmack » Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:29 pm
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Mikey,
It's 'batten down the hatches'. Carry on.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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by smackaholic » Sun Mar 06, 2016 11:39 pm
Mikey wrote: Got a nice steady gentle rain over night. Great for the yard.
Yeah, great for the yard.....until it slides into a different zip code.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by smackaholic » Mon Mar 07, 2016 11:36 am
Roger_the_Shrubber wrote: Man, you guys are bored.
And still idiotic.
Carry on.
Bored, idiotic and an available internet connection. Pretty much the basic resume requirements for the s-steamed club. Fortunately for you, there is no drug screening.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Mikey
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by Mikey » Tue Mar 15, 2016 8:23 pm
What a difference a year makes.
l to r:
Lake Shasta last year / Lake Shasta this year
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by smackaholic » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:39 pm
Why did you fukkers bogart all that water? Looks like none of it made it over the hill to NV and AZ. Lake Mead is still pretty much empty.
mvscal wrote: The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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by BSmack » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:42 pm
smackaholic wrote: Why did you fukkers bogart all that water? Looks like none of it made it over the hill to NV and AZ. Lake Mead is still pretty much empty.
I think that has to do with the Colorado being fed by melt water from the Rockies.
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by Dinsdale » Tue Mar 15, 2016 10:33 pm
Probably has to do with the fact that there's bigass mountains just inland all along the Left Coast, and those bigass mountains tend to swat down all of the moisture from the clouds that run into them. Hence the bigass deserts on the east sides of those mountains.
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by Felix » Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:19 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
I could care less about grammar. It's a mute point. Irregardless, if you want to nip it in the butt, go ahead. Just know this place is a doggy-dog world. You gotta watch what you say or this board will run roughshot over you.
double racks to mgo
it's easy to see the darkness is starting to envelop Rts.
get out, get out while there's still time