Hello

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 17, 2016 1:05 pm

Is this what it's come to?

I opened up the Cul de Lack the other day and looked at a few threads.
Each thread ended up snaking into political talk.

The tired old dozen of you ping ponging poli takes back and forth with the same predictable L/R bias that you've been stuck in for 15+ years.
"Im right!"
"No, I'm right!"
No, you're not. You're an idiot!"

Everyone already knows what you think anyway -- before you type a single letter.

Seldom an original or truly enlightening thought.
Just L/R bias which -----> really sucks ass.

Most of you should take up a new hobby.
This is not serving you well.

You are not offering people anything to help them here.
And people really need help.

You are feeding your own neurosis.
Day after day, week after week, decade after decade...
The same filthy, stagnant mud.

Find something to do.

And look at how old you are.
Most of you are AARP now.
You're going to be like Shrubber.
Do you want to die this way?

Your last weeks (or even hours) spent on T1B, telling the same knucklehead you've been yelling at for over a decade that he is once again -----> completely dumb.

This is a sad ending for your life.

Don't misunderstand my appearance here.
I'm not back.

This is like when Larry King shows up on CNN once a year, like on New Year's Eve or something.
He rolls in, gives some commentary, puts things in perspective, and then rolls back OUT.

Because he's Larry King.

It's interesting when you've not looked at the board for a very long time, and then you look at it again.
You can see it in a different light.

I can predict what each of the 12 of you will say in each thread.
I know what neurosis has captured you.
I know the demons which keep you awake at night.
The anxieties you suffer with.

I hope you take this opportunity to evaluate yourself, and what is left of your life.

Oh, and greetings to my friends here.
You know who you are.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 17, 2016 1:46 pm

Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue May 17, 2016 2:16 pm

You're gonna need a bigger popcorn bucket...

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue May 17, 2016 3:44 pm

Good blast, poptard. Stick around, pal.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue May 17, 2016 3:56 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.

Yeah, right.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 17, 2016 5:05 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.
Yeah, right.

I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed May 18, 2016 2:11 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.
Yeah, right.
I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.

I got it. You apparently didn't get my getting it. Moron.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 18, 2016 11:59 am

Goober McTuber wrote: I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.

Nice IKYABWAI, moron.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Wed May 18, 2016 12:55 pm

Are you really a journalist?

Good grief.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed May 18, 2016 1:03 pm

Carson wrote:Are you really a journalist?

Good grief.

Just got up.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 18, 2016 1:11 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.
Nice IKYABWAI, moron.

WTF?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed May 18, 2016 3:22 pm

Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed May 18, 2016 3:49 pm

pops is almost never right. This is all for shits and giggles. But apparently it didn't work that way for poptart. So he bailed.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Wed May 18, 2016 4:07 pm

I thought maybe he fell off the edge.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed May 18, 2016 5:02 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.

Yeah, the guy who got upset and took his ball back to .net...twice...has really got the proper perspective on this message board stuff. That's whose lead we should all be following.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed May 18, 2016 9:43 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.
Yeah, the guy who got upset and took his ball back to .net...twice...has really got the proper perspective on this message board stuff. That's whose lead we should all be following.

Just because he's a hypocrite doesn't make him wrong.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed May 18, 2016 10:50 pm

As usual, pop fart is dead wrong. Sure, there's a tedious factor of entrenched right-wing cowards hunkering down in their simplistic talking points, but in fact the issues and actual elections are important and interesting, if astonishing and even embarrassing. But what's seriously boring and repetitive, as well as brain dead and really offensive, is the ever flowing Christer gibberish coming from him as well as professional frauds like this loony bitch..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvkI3MiSiw

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 19, 2016 12:29 am

Sudden Sam wrote:Hope all is well with you and your loved ones, pop.

Thanks, Sam.
Likewise to you.

And hello, SM, Roach, Rumps, Mikey, Goober, others...

I saw what you did there, Goobs.
Yes.

Oh such a clever one, you are!

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:01 am

poptart wrote:
I opened up the Cul de Lack the other day and looked at a few threads.
Each thread ended up snaking into political talk.

Not my threads!!!! :grin:

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu May 19, 2016 1:26 am

Goober McTuber wrote:pops is almost never right. This is all for shits and giggles. But apparently it didn't work that way for poptart. So he bailed.

Yep. Goober and MGO are both right. I have no animosity for pops, he's a good enough guy, just whacked in the noggin on certain things. But ultimately he doesn't get it and his message is tainted by his misunderstanding...lots of things.

Good to see ya' pops but why even bother starting this thread.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu May 19, 2016 2:25 am

Hold the phone, Jay. Are you saying everyone here is just trolling and playing the role of message board asshole in the political threads for shits and giggles? These crotchety old jackasses are pissed and they all think they know what's best to make America great again.

Again, poptart, is a crazy old coot. But he's right about every one of you losers during an election year. Y'all are completely consumed by the media's creation of the news and their propaganda.

Quit white knuckling over something you have little to no control over.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu May 19, 2016 6:32 am

Jay wrote:Good to see ya' pops but why even bother starting this thread.

Hi Jay.

1. To say hello.
2. To give a perspective.
3. To toss out some banter.
4. To bring to remembrance the Word which was declared.

The path of Shrubber is the path of all.

Have fun, run your daily smack, but understand where the bread is buttered.
Take the Truth.

John 5:24
Hebrews 9:27

orcinus · Post by **orcinus** » Fri May 20, 2016 4:26 pm

5. To finally return those fucking library books

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat May 21, 2016 1:55 am

Hi orc!

Library book controversy -----> is over.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat May 21, 2016 2:19 am

poptart wrote:The path of Shrubber is the path of all.

We're all going to be addicted painkillers?

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Sat May 21, 2016 2:31 am

BSmack wrote:
We're all going to be addicted painkillers?

How does one become a painkiller? Much less an addicted one.

Maybe drink to many of these?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Sat May 21, 2016 7:53 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:Hold the phone, Jay. Are you saying everyone here is just trolling and playing the role of message board asshole in the political threads for shits and giggles? These crotchety old jackasses are pissed and they all think they know what's best to make America great again.

Again, poptart, is a crazy old coot. But he's right about every one of you losers during an election year. Y'all are completely consumed by the media's creation of the news and their propaganda.

Quit white knuckling over something you have little to no control over.

Where and when was I mentioning politics Rumps? I was talking about pops behavior and quitting and general flat earth whack-o-babble. Do your research and figure things out before you wad your panties...again.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat May 21, 2016 9:34 pm

Left Seater wrote: How does one become a painkiller?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon May 23, 2016 10:10 am

Ezekiel 37:1-14 -----> John 5:24

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon May 23, 2016 1:27 pm

poptart wrote:Ezekiel 37:1-14 -----> John 5:24

Omaha!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 23, 2016 2:11 pm

Roach wrote:
poptart wrote:Ezekiel 37:1-14
Not to blaspheme the bible, but

Isn't that like Goober and 'Spray taking their viagra?

“Son of man, can these bones live?”

Have a nice day.

Aren't you older than me?

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 24, 2016 3:54 am

Roach wrote:
poptart wrote:Ezekiel 37:1-14
Not to blaspheme the bible, but

Isn't that like Goober and 'Spray taking their viagra?

“Son of man, can these bones live?”

Have a nice day.

haha!

Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue May 24, 2016 12:41 pm

poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.

Give me 5 minutes with your mom, and there shall be an erection resurrection.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Tue May 24, 2016 1:04 pm

Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Tue May 24, 2016 1:29 pm

Diego wrote:Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.

Abraham was 100 when he fathered Isaac.

- Genesis 21:5

:wink:

Thanks much for the vote of confidence, Sam, but what normally follows such is -----> "YOU'RE FIRED!!"

M I Write?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue May 24, 2016 1:47 pm

poptart wrote:
Diego wrote:Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.
Abraham was 100 when he fathered Isaac.

Sure he was.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 24, 2016 2:37 pm

poptart wrote:
M I Write?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue May 24, 2016 6:06 pm

poptart wrote:

I don't give a flying fuck what any of you say, a tart and orc sighting is always a good thing....
hey pops hey orc.....

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed May 25, 2016 2:36 am

Hi Felix.

Yes, just like the good old days.

Now where's KALEY?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed May 25, 2016 11:40 am

Goober McTuber wrote:
poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.
Give me 5 minutes with your ~~mom~~ grandmother, and there shall be an erection resurrection.

ftfy, old boy. His mom is kind of young for you.