Jesus was Transgender?
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Goober McTuber
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Re: Jesus was Transgender?
T.R.O.T.S. this shit post.
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Re: Jesus was Transgender?
Since there is no god or gods and the whole virgin birth story is likely a cover up, the more likely answer is that Jesus of Nazareth (if such a person ever existed) was a highly credulous bastard son.
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Sudden Sam wrote:You not into science?Goober McTuber wrote:T.R.O.T.S. this shit post.
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Try not opening up any new emails for a week or two...give us a break.
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Re: Jesus was Transgender?
Based on the logic that these "serious scholars" are using, Adam, the first man, had no chromosomes at all since he was formed from the dust of the earth. Furthermore, Adam wouldn't likely be an oxygen breathing human since God breathed life into his body. Since God is a spirit, he would have breathed spirit breath into a creature which otherwise would require an atmosphere comprised of an oxygen mixture. Their idea of high scholastic pursuit is much like the corollary, "God is love. Love is blind. Ray Charles is blind. Therefore Ray Charles is God."
Silliness. Isn't it bad enough enough we had to endure the whole gay agenda last year so that fags could get married? Now we have to put up and approve of mentally ill gay people who think that they are a different gender than the plumbing between their legs.
Silliness. Isn't it bad enough enough we had to endure the whole gay agenda last year so that fags could get married? Now we have to put up and approve of mentally ill gay people who think that they are a different gender than the plumbing between their legs.
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Never heard the transitive theory used to prove Ray Charles is g0d, but, i'm pretty sure he is.
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Re: Jesus was Transgender?
Hi Sam,
As man built his foolish tower of babel, God said...
Genesis 11:6
and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Man is just a creation who can not live apart from the Creator.
Man can not be his own god.
The strange things will only become more strange as time goes by.
-- Nothing will be restrained from them --
God will allow it... until He doesn't allow it.
As man built his foolish tower of babel, God said...
Genesis 11:6
and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do.
Man is just a creation who can not live apart from the Creator.
Man can not be his own god.
The strange things will only become more strange as time goes by.
-- Nothing will be restrained from them --
God will allow it... until He doesn't allow it.
Re: Jesus was Transgender?
Sounds like a sleazy salesman.poptart wrote:
God will allow it... until He doesn't allow it.
Dang.
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Or a spoiled child
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
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How come no one is noticing that Trump is basically exactly like Jesus?
Here's exactly what Trump said the other day in California to a multitude of desperate scared morons:
"I'll give you everything. I'm the only one who can deliver it."
Well that's the essence and entirety of the Christer cult in a nutshell. And Trump, just as Jesus depicted in the gospels, is a total fraud in a brief flaming campaign of failure which ends in a horrific death. Each inherited everything from their dad. Each is given to strange and often contradictory statements--"turning the cheek" one day and "coming with a sword" the next--and each regularly displays megalomaniacal behavior that includes, but is not limited to, pathological and sociopathic narcissism. Each seems completely uninterested and uneducated in any facet of science or any matters of any intellectual content, period. Each lives in an immediate bubble of imminent Ascension, oblivious to actual world events or any sort of intricacies or details.
The difference is that Trump is not in any way prepared to climb up Calvary, but rather will seek to nail up everyone else instead.
Here's exactly what Trump said the other day in California to a multitude of desperate scared morons:
"I'll give you everything. I'm the only one who can deliver it."
Well that's the essence and entirety of the Christer cult in a nutshell. And Trump, just as Jesus depicted in the gospels, is a total fraud in a brief flaming campaign of failure which ends in a horrific death. Each inherited everything from their dad. Each is given to strange and often contradictory statements--"turning the cheek" one day and "coming with a sword" the next--and each regularly displays megalomaniacal behavior that includes, but is not limited to, pathological and sociopathic narcissism. Each seems completely uninterested and uneducated in any facet of science or any matters of any intellectual content, period. Each lives in an immediate bubble of imminent Ascension, oblivious to actual world events or any sort of intricacies or details.
The difference is that Trump is not in any way prepared to climb up Calvary, but rather will seek to nail up everyone else instead.
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