State's Spell Check?

[Cornhusker]

Nice job Massachusetts, can't spell where you live?
Oklahoma, Michigan, and South Dakota have a problem with a simple color.
4 states brain dead on "desert".
Alaska must have wanted to be the last state in the union.
And of course the winner is Alabama! Who's surprised?


Google Reveals the Top Misspelled Word in Every State
By ALYSSA NEWCOMB
May 26, 2016, 4:01 PM ET

Google pulled data from its search trends to reveal the top word most people have trouble spelling in each state. The result is a list that would likely make the super spellers competing in the Scripps National Spelling Bee laugh.

Using search queries that began with "how to spell" and then the word in question, Google was able to determine the most troublesome words for people in all 50 states.

California is home to the Mojave Desert, but the word "desert" had the most spelling queries. Arizonans and people in New Hampshire struggled with the word "diarrhea," while Floridians searched for the proper spelling of "tomorrow."

Other repeat offenders were "pneumonia," "cancelled," "vacuum" and "gray."

The full list: Alabama - Cat; Alaska - Hawaii; Arizona - Diarrhea; Arkansas - Leprechaun; California - Desert; Colorado - Beautiful; Connecticut - Desert; Delaware - Neighbor; Florida - Tomorrow; Georgia - Appreciate; Hawaii - Boutineer; Idaho - Desert; Illinois - Appreciate; Indiana - Desert; Iowa - Maintenance; Kansas - Schedule; Kentucky - Maintenance; Louisiana - Definitely; Maine - Vacuum; Maryland - Cancelled; Massachusetts - Massachusetts; Michigan - Gray; Minnesota - Broccoli; Mississippi - Sergeant; Missouri - Pneumonia; Montana - Vacuum; Nebraska - Guarantee; Nevada - Cousin; New Hampshire - Diarrhea; New Jersey - February; New Mexico - Neighbor; New York - Beautiful; North Carolina - Pneumonia; North Dakota - Attitude; Ohio - Banana; Oklahoma - Gray; Oregon - Definitely; Pennsylvania - Cancelled; Rhode Island - Cancelled; South Carolina - Convenience; South Dakota - Gray; Tennessee - Courtesy; Texas - Niece; Utah - Leprechaun; Vermont - Possible; Virginia - Cancelled; Washington - Pneumonia; West Virginia - Giraffe; Wisconsin - Vacuum; Wyoming - Ornery

The Scripps National Spelling Bee is set to crown its top speller tonight when the finals continue at 8 p.m. ET.

[Carson]

I'm pretty sure all those "cat" searches in Alabama are by confused immigrant Korean auto workers who can't find their favorite meat on the local BBQ menus.

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm pretty sure all those "cat" searches in Alabama are by confused immigrant Korean auto workers who can't find their favorite meat on the local BBQ menus.

I laffed

Isn't this a galss dick, too?

[Wolfman]

while Floridians searched for the proper spelling of "tomorrow."

I guess that figures when a good % can't understand English, and my age group doesn't want to think much about it.

[R-Jack]

Isn't this a galss dick, too?

Yep,

Condomhusker can't even look halfway down his screen. This ain't a fast moving train these days either. No excuse for missing it.

[Diego in Seattle]

fast moving train

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Nevada - Cousin

Dummies. We master that one by the time puberty kicks in.

Regards,

[Felix]

The full list: Alabama - Cat

look I know that by and large Alabama consists of a lot of ignoranuses but "cat"
that's just stupid

[Goober McTuber]

The full list: Alabama - Cat

look I know that by and large Alabama consists of a lot of ignoranuses but "cat"
that's just stupid

We enjoy fucking with the rest of the country.

If Alabamans are just acting dumb, they're really, really good at it.

ignoranuses? Is that like a bunch of dumbasses?

[Diego in Seattle]

The full list: Alabama - Cat

look I know that by and large Alabama consists of a lot of ignoranuses but "cat"
that's just stupid

You're right. I'm sure they could spell cat once you've spotted them the "c" & the "t."

[Goober McTuber]

If Alabamans are just acting dumb, they're really, really good at it.

You misspelled Alabamians.

Online dictionaries indicate both spellings are acceptable. I'll go with whichever one is most likely to annoy.

[Imus]

Meanwhile - Goobs fucks a milk cow, and everything is just fabulous!

I wonder if he can bring it to climax. And if so, further wonder if the cow udder discharges milk on all tits? Something tells me Goobs knows this stuff.

[Goober McTuber]

Meanwhile - Goobs fucks a milk cow, and everything is just fabulous!

I wonder if he can bring it to climax. And if so, further wonder if the cow udder discharges milk on all tits? Something tells me Goobs knows this stuff.

Something tells me that you and your fat friend are both seriously retarded.

[Goober McTuber]

You made my colon quiver

I'll bet you say that to all the guys.

[Goober McTuber]

You made my colon quiver

I'll bet you say that to all the guys.

Just the ones who wear paper hearts over where their dicks should be.

Because we make your colon quiver? Fag.