FAIL!

[Dinsdale]

A man shot a woman with a nail gun several times in the head before using the tool to attempt suicide, Oregon State Police said.

Both survived, but Eve Pagliaro, 31, of Eugene remains in critical condition. Troy V. Thompson, 46, was arrested after being released from the hospital.

Thompson faces a first-degree assault accusation after the roadside incident Wednesday on Oregon 58 east of Lowell, said Oregon State Police Capt. Bill Fugate.

Emergency crews responded after a 911 caller reported a man and woman had attempted suicide with multiple nails stuck inside their heads. Pagliaro and Thompson were rushed to the hospital.

Their car was parked on the side of Goodman Creek Road, and the couple was found outside in close proximity, Fugate said. Investigators determined Thompson shot Pagliaro several times in the back of the head with the nail gun then shot himself "at least once," Fugate said.

Investigators are trying to determine whether the incident was a murder-suicide or if Pagliaro willingly participated, Fugate said. The pair, who were found by passers-by, had rented the nail gun and a compressor in Eugene.


Troopers arrested Thompson and booked him into the Lane County Jail on Monday after his release from the hospital. Pagliaro remains hospitalized, Fugate said.

More information about the case could be released later this week, he said.

[smackaholic]

Dumb fukk prolly used a finish nailer. Go for the framing nailer next time, dumbass.

[Wolfman]

Reminds me of a time I was working on a project with another guy using staple guns. He thought his was out of staples and was horsing around, placing it on my stomach and squeezing the trigger. Well, it really wasn't out of staples and the guy stapled my T shirt to my stomach. Nice going.

[smackaholic]

Log splitter to the dome! Now thats how a real man goes out.

[Goober McTuber]

Square head deck screws would have gotten the job done

First thought that came to mind when I read that.

[Rooster]

WHO ARE YOU?????

[Derron]

I wonder if he grabbed that tweaker bitch by the hair and held her head still while he depressed the activation switch before pulling the trigger ??

I had a lot of fun with this story on a couple of gun forums.