Alabama is NUMBER ONE!

[Mikey]

We're going to build a wall and make Alabama pay for it.
You'll see. It will be a beautiful wall.

[Goober McTuber]

Shockingly, in 2013, four times the amount of people were sold as slaves in America than the year before the Civil War.

And it's still apparently concentrated in the South? Could be time to burn down Atlanta again.

[smackaholic]

If the wall includes Mississippi, I'll contribute a few bucks.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

We're going to build a wall and make Alabama pay for it.
You'll see. It will be a beautiful wall.

It's time to make Alabama great again for the first time in history.

[Goober McTuber]

SEX! SEX! SEX!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

The south "leads" the country in virtually every undesirable statistic. I'd say we just hand the whole region over to Cuba, but those folks have been through enough already.

[Wolfman]

I thought Cleveland was numero uno.

[BSmack]

I thought Cleveland was numero uno.

That's for strip clubs.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Not really. Now, that first round loss to Middle Tennessee on the other hand... :brad: .

[Mikey]

The south "leads" the country in virtually every undesirable statistic. I'd say we just hand the whole region over to Cuba, but those folks have been through enough already.

Nothing would suit me more than to break the South away from the rest of the country again. All the libs would move up north, and we'd be happy.

And we could stop subsidizing your profligate lifestyle.

https://wallethub.com/edu/states-most-l ... ment/2700/

[BSmack]

I wonder how many box seats the DA got for this favor.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/da-de ... ll-players

[Diego in Seattle]

I wonder how many box seats the DA got for this favor.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/da-de ... ll-players

What could go wrong with slapping the wrists of college football players?

Sincerely,
Jeremy Stevens

[BSmack]

I wonder how many box seats the DA got for this favor.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/da-de ... ll-players

I seriously doubt LSU would be giving box seats to a DA who releases Alabama players from charges.

You'd think DAs down there would be doing everything they can to prevent a 7th straight loss to the Tide.

Well this lady is quite unhappy.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/lsu-fo ... s-charges/

[Dinsdale]

I swear I read this same article a year or so ago, only substitute "Alabama" for "Oregon," and "I20" for "I5." Just about word for word.


I wonder if they just have generic articles that they send out, with shit like "_______ leads the country in ______. Interstate __ has the most traffic in _____, and authorities have deemed it a crisis."

Like some mad-libs shit.

Seems like what modern "journalism" has become.