Ray Bourque -- .249

[Screw_Michigan]

That's .249 BAC. Impressive.

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P.S.

Boston sucks

[Diego in Seattle]

Sounds like a slow weekend.

Sincerely,
Johnny Football

[Dinsdale]

I think I probably eclipsed .249 Saturday. Did the noon to 2AM shift (played pretty well for the first 9, except that one blowup hole.. OK, maybe 2).

And at no point did I ever consider operating a vehicle.

[smackaholic]

Quite certain I had Ray beat one night last week. I was on my 2 week Navy reserve summer camp drinking at the "Big Dawg" strip mall watering hole with another reservist reliving our active duty glory days. Or was it gory days? Fortunately it was a short stumble to the Holiday Inn Express next door. And contrary to the commercials, I did not feel the least bit smarter the next morning. All I did learn....again, is that getting your BAC much above the Mendoza Line at my age isn't really all that good an idea. Doing it and operating a vehicle makes you a world class fukking moron.

[Goober McTuber]

I was on my 2 week Navy reserve summer camp drinking at the "Big Dawg" strip mall watering hole with another reservist reliving our active duty glory days. Or was it gory days?

Probably a glory hole.

[smackaholic]

I did visit the restroom a handful of times and as best I recall, it was glory hole free.

You should have seen this place. We started early, around 6 PM. The place looked like a rest home. Old local alkys. A few had their grandkids with them. Eventually, their bedtime hit, around 8 and the place became more of what could best be described by Dins as a target rich environment. 30-50 something well fed barflies and a handful of 40-60 something dudes making passes at them. We had a good time making obsevations between beers/shots. I tried my best to shame the dude I was with into shooting into this barrel of fish as he was comparatively young and single, but he wouldn't bite.