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Ill-fitting pants helped Madison police officers catch a teenager who allegedly stole a car Monday afternoon.

Johnny R. Dunlap, 18, of Madison, was arrested after he tripped when his pants fell down while trying to run away from officers, Madison police said.

A 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt was reported stolen in the 400 block of West Gorham Street on Monday afternoon, and an officer noticed two females and a man leave the car and begin walking westbound on University Avenue. After more officers arrived, they approached the three people. Police said the two females seemed to be unaware that the car was stolen.

When police asked the man, later identified as Dunlap, questions, he said he was "Santino Jones from California," and then began to run.

Officers chased the Dunlap, who eventually fell because of his loose pants, and arrested him, police said.

Dunlap was taken to the Dane County Jail and tentatively charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent and resisting and obstructing a police officer, police said.
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Has Granato signed him yet???
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I will never ever understand that moronic fashion trend.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Has Granato signed him yet???
Granato has signed a number of very promising players. And a handful of mediocre players that were on the roster have already left the program. Wisky is on the way back. You have much sadness coming your way.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Has Granato signed him yet???

Badgers have 5 players that are DRAFTED BY THE NHL already. Sukkk it boy, National Championships coming to Wisconsin again!


On a sidenote, Johnny Dunlap is an afro with an extensive and violent criminal record at 18 y.o. As if "stolen car, fake alias and pants on the ground" weren't enough dog whistles for you ostriches.
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The Big Pickle wrote: Badgers have 5 players that are DRAFTED BY THE NHL already.
So fucking what? Never stopped Wisky from taking it up the shitpipe the last three seasons.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote: Badgers have 5 players that are DRAFTED BY THE NHL already.
So fucking what? Never stopped Wisky from taking it up the shitpipe the last three seasons.
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The Big Pickle wrote: Tony G. NHL Superstar Coach
"Superstar coach?" I laffed...hard. Also, he didn't bring anyone over from Detroit.
kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
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Screw_Michigan wrote:
The Big Pickle wrote: Tony G. NHL Superstar Coach
"Superstar coach?" I laffed...hard. Also, he didn't bring anyone over from Detroit.

Of course you laughed....You're a fukkkken RETARD!

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Fukkk off and die, retard!
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smackaholic wrote:I will never ever understand that moronic fashion trend.
It started in prison. Some believe it was because inmates didn't have belts so their pants would sag. Others believe it was an invite to the shower for some man on man action.
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Go Coogs' wrote:...the shower...


...for some man on man action.


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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:...the shower...


...for some man on man action.


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Don't do this, Coogs'...
I promised you-know-who I'd cool it with that stuff. Let's not restart that war.
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