Poor Derek

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Poor Derek

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He's gotta sleep with this every night now......

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No more carousing around from one super model's bed to the next.

I hope he has come to terms with this new challenge in his life. Good luck dude.
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He's 40. I think he's ready.
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42, actually.
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Meanwhile, his teammate Payrod is taking one for the team by going after a slumpbuster....

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Diego in Seattle wrote:Meanwhile, his teammate Payrod is taking one for the team by going after a slumpbuster....

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WTF is it with Payroid? Fukking that would make sense for someone that needs the money.
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You know what they say in regard to Jeter's woman, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.
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All women's shit is tiring. Might as well at least have it come in a nice wrapper.
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