Dumbocrat Convention - In game summary

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:30 am

Let me get it started because Hitlery is about to get Assanged!!!!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:52 am

I like how they threw Debbie Whatshername under the bus to try to salvage the Bernie voters. Don't worry folks, she'll get new new cushy "job" from she whose name will not be spoken.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:55 am

Or she will get a job on K Street and make real money. Remember Trent Lott signing for his golden parachute before he was even out the door?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:25 pm

Hillary is seriously damaged good now and old as dirt. I believe the corporate world will turn their back on her.

The only thing that could keep this from turning into a boatrace is Hillary breaking the glass and pulling out crazy uncle joe, or maybe even Bernie or the Donald shooting himself in the foot.....again. But, it appears that the Donald has kevlar boots.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:29 pm

One more thing.

The DNC may as well shut down their Florida ops. Their are a whole buncha jews down there that are already getting a little tired of the dems shtick. This may finally cause them to walk. Marty, I know damn well all your aunts and uncles live in Melbourne. What are they saying?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 12:34 pm

So, who thinks that horse-faced bitch even shows her ugly mug in philly?

I think the line is current running between "no" and "hell fukking no".

BTW, just to clearify, I am talking about DWS, not any of the other horse faced bitches that will be paraded onto the stage this week.

If I didn't have a busy work week, I'd go down there and hang out with the Bernistas and cause trouble.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:18 pm

A triple post from you is three posts too many.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:28 pm

Wolfman wrote:I like how they threw Debbie Whatshername under the bus to try to salvage the Bernie voters. Don't worry folks, she'll get new new cushy "job" from she whose name will not be spoken.

She already did. She was named Shillary's "honorary" campaign chairman. Might as well make it official since she had already been working in that capacity at the DNC. I'm sure that sinecure comes with a generous salary and unlimited access to freshly laundered Clinton Foundation cash to help her stave off the inevitable primary challenge she will face.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 3:51 pm

DWS has joined the Clinton campaign.

Way to divorce yourself from the controversy, Cankles.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:07 pm

I was astounded yesterday morning when Clinton's campaign manager said he had reason to believe that the Russians had hacked the DNC's emails and gave them to Assaunge to post and nobody in the talking head class made the connection with Sec'y of State Clinton's unprotected private email server. That the Russians would hack the DNC account but not the SoS' account is ludicrious, yet even now, a day later, we have yet to hear anyone make the connection.

I'm stunned that Trump's camp isn't making political hay out of this.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 4:54 pm

Rooster wrote:

I'm stunned.

Your normal state of mind?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:42 pm

Perhaps. Even as a kid I enjoyed sticking knives into toasters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ranVSgoRxOw

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 6:30 pm

Rooster wrote:Perhaps. Even as a kid I enjoyed sticking knives into toasters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ranVSgoRxOw

At least you weren't stabbing "close relatives."

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:03 pm

Monday July 25th 4PM EST

And....Here.....we...........GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 8:41 pm

Papa Willie wrote:If Hillary loved America, she would walk blindfolded into opposing traffic on the Autobahn.

And we would then wind up with President Bernie.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:16 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
...Bernie would never gotten hardly anything he promised done.

:? My head hurts.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 9:57 pm

Papa Willie wrote:Fucking spell co4ecting tablets.

So you typed something coherent, then got auto corrected?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 11:11 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
Wolfman wrote:I like how they threw Debbie Whatshername under the bus to try to salvage the Bernie voters. Don't worry folks, she'll get new new cushy "job" from she whose name will not be spoken.
Whoa. Wolfman with the call!

Broken clock & all...

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 12:51 am

Papa Willie wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Fucking spell co4ecting tablets.
So you typed something coherent, then got auto corrected?
Isn't that what everybody do?

:doh:

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:06 am

Four hours in and there's been about 15 minutes total of any speech that directly effects my life...

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:49 am

Cory Booker is taking motherfuckers to church.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:50 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:If Hillary loved America, she would walk blindfolded into opposing traffic on the Autobahn.
And we would then wind up with President Bernie.
If so, Bernie would never gotten hardly anything he promised done.

Sounds like every other election to me.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 10:52 am

BSmack wrote:Cory Booker is taking motherfuckers to church.

Yeah, all we need is a smooth talking colored dude to get us out of the mess we're in.

I mean just look at what an urban utopia Newark is these days.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:23 am

Was just watching the dem rump swabs on MSNBC gush over Michelle's speech. Apparently the fact that her chillins can run around on the lawn and play with their dog is evidence that America is great again. The other balck chillins, a majority of whom run around dodging gun fire is irrelevant, I guess. Long as she's got her big white house built by slaves, it's all good.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:48 am

smackaholic wrote:Yeah, all we need is a smooth talking colored dude to get us out of the mess we're in.

It worked in 2008.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 1:12 pm

Link?

He was handed a mess which was a bipartisan mess, BTW. During his tenure the economy has muddled along on the weakest alleged recovery ever. He has poured gasoline on race relations and the middle east has been a disaster. But, his kids live in a nice place and trannies can shit where they please. So, I guess it's all good.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:10 pm

smackaholic wrote:...and trannies can shit where they please.

That's fine...but would it kill them to wipe down the counters and mirrors once in a while? :x

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 4:57 pm

Michael Browns momma gonna be speaking tonite an sheeit, hands up! Don't shoot! He dindu nuffins man! If her testimony can't convince you to vote for Hitlery den you be one heartless mudda fukka man!

What do we want?
Dead Cops!
When do we want them?
NOW!

Hands up!
Don't shoot!

He a good boy...gonna be a doctor, man!

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:09 pm

I will not watch any live action of the ~~Socialist Worker~~ Democrat Party convention. I can read about it if I need a good laugh.

The Big Pickle · Post by **The Big Pickle** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 3:21 am

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 4:25 am

I watched a few minutes of Obama's wife and it sounded like it was all about her. I turned it off and haven't tuned in since.

I was very frustrated and have thought about taking fitness drumming and beating the heck out of some drums over politics.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:37 am

trev wrote:I watched a few minutes of Obama's wife and it sounded like it was all about her. I turned it off and haven't tuned in since.

I was very frustrated and have thought about taking fitness drumming and beating the heck out of some drums over politics.

You bitter old honkey.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 11:42 am

Just saw a clip of a "balck resistance" protest where laquesha orders the white protesters to the back of the "bus".

You just can't make this shit up folks.

Question to my honkey lib peeps, does shit like this bug you in the least?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 2:59 pm

A McGoober and Mikey sighting. Be safe fellas!!

Whitey McPrivilege · Post by **Whitey McPrivilege** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:19 pm

It's like a second rate awards show full of non-knowledge brimming with self-righteous indignation fully draped in their glorious victimhood. We have raised a generation of idiots in skinny jeans, wispy beards and man buns - sadly violent idiots who have somehow been given the keys to the asylum. This convention is nothing but pathetic.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:31 pm

2nd rate certainly describes a speaking lineup of Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr and that racist duck hunter with his own reality show.

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 2:44 pm

BSmack wrote: that racist duck hunter with his own reality show.

That "racist" has adopted a balck kid as have others in his family.

Might want to verify those talking points before you trot them out as your own.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:02 pm

Left Seater wrote:
BSmack wrote: that racist duck hunter with his own reality show.

That "racist" has adopted a balck kid as have others in his family.

Might want to verify those talking points before you trot them out as your own.

The racist did not adopt a black kid, his son did.

Might want to verify those talking points before you trot them out as your own.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:07 pm

Man, Left Shitter is really having a shitty day.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Jul 28, 2016 5:16 pm

KC Scott wrote:Phil Robertson did NOT speak at the RNC

His son Willie did

Point goes to LS

My bad for not knowing which Robertson spoke at the RNC.