Knife attack!

[Rooster]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/25 ... ttack.html
"SAGAMIHARA, Japan – The Kyodo news agency is reporting that 19 people are dead and 20 injured following a knife attack in Sagamihara, outside Tokyo. A knife-wielding man attacked a facility for the disabled and then turned himself in, police said.

I used to live there! Sagamihara that is, not the facility for the disabled. I got my NAUI scuba cert at the Army Depot there as a kid.

[Mikey]

If more disabled people carried knives they might have been able to stop this ninja warrior.

[Rooster]

Particularly if they had their CCW and were Ginzu qualified.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?

[Screw_Michigan]

Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?

[R-Jack]

Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?

[Mikey]

Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?

Dammit.

I hate to do it but I'm going to have to RACK that.

[Dinsdale]

WTF? Is this board getting funny again?

[smackaholic]

The actual test would be to saw through a coke can, then 19 veggies.

[smackaholic]

Big deal. All I want to know is, could that blade still slice a tomato after going through 19 vegetables?

Would have been better if you could have worked in a Mohel reference.

[The Big Pickle]

My personal opinion on the Japan knife attack is that Japs have the highest degree of honor among nearly any of the races. When they have disgraced their family name they don't strap on a suicide vest and kill hundreds of innocent people, they just take a samari sword and press it into their gut and die with dignity.

Moooslims on the other hand go to birthday parties, night clubs, independence day celebrations, train stations, airports, concerts, mcdonalds, churches, sidewalk cafes, embassies, high rise office buildings, check points, restaurants, beaches etc..etc..etc... and murder women and children. My only hope is that they start doing that in Canada. Since Canada is bringing it tens of thousands Trojan horse terrorists, maybe just one of these killers will find the needle in the haystack and blow to pieces the poster we all know as Marty McJew.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Still rattled by the gay disco attack, Stan?
I think you people are great dancers, BTW.

[Goober McTuber]

Still rattled by the gay disco attack, Stan?
I think you people are great dancers, BTW.

Keep in mind, Marty, you would have to lead.

[Diego in Seattle]

My personal opinion on the Japan knife attack is that Japs have the highest degree of honor among nearly any of the races. When they have disgraced their family name they don't strap on a suicide vest and kill hundreds of innocent people, they just take a samari sword and press it into their gut and die with dignity.

Moooslims on the other hand go to birthday parties, night clubs, independence day celebrations, train stations, airports, concerts, mcdonalds, churches, sidewalk cafes, embassies, high rise office buildings, check points, restaurants, beaches etc..etc..etc... and murder women and children. My only hope is that they start doing that in Canada. Since Canada is bringing it tens of thousands Trojan horse terrorists, maybe just one of these killers will find the needle in the haystack and blow to pieces the poster we all know as Marty McJew.

Wrong.