Marty, Your People Have Been Disrespected!

[Wolfman]

So much for the "Olympic spirit", eh ?

[Carson]

Both of them should share a ham sandwich for peace.

[Rooster]

Frankly, from that instance last week, I'm surprised the Muzzies didn't Allah akbhar themselves immediately upon seeing the dirty Jews try to enter the bus, because you know them Muhammedans are always primed to go off. As for the hand shaking thing, no one should really be trying to shake any Muslim's hands. They supposedly wipe with their left, but I bet a lot of them do the deed with their right because they want to get over on Westerners.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Compulsory viewing of "Schindler's List" for all Olympic participants.

Also, all must wear a "stripped pyjama" judo gi. Star is optional.