ROUND 4 This isn't a joke this is real happening right NOW!
It's really fucking happening. CQ for A co 2/508 here. We are on green ramp and headed to Latvia. We have drawn live ammo. I say again, live ammo. We do not draw ammo for scheduled or unscheduled alerts unless it's really fucking happening.
The rest of battalion and then brigade will get Lariet Advance notifs shortly
Possibly referring to the Marciano that fought Ezzard Charles, a tough son of a bitch in his own right, on 6/54 and again on 9/54? The one time Rocky's nose was split open like a walnut and KO'ed Charles before they stopped the fight.
"It''s not dark yet--but it's getting there". -- Bob Dylan
Carbon Dating, the number one dating app for senior citizens.
"Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to the war, and my fingers to fight."
Putin has been knocking the fukkk out of Obama in Round 6.... the darkie is staggering all over the ring and actually takes a knee to catch his breath. The ref tells Obama to start fighting again or quit. Obama gibbered something in Kenyan "oo la boola balanka" and then something about not leaving the White House if Trump wins.
The bell rings for round 7 to begin and obongo was still sitting in his corner. The ref asks if he is okay to continue and Obongo in very quiet voice mutters "Si....ja....oui.....I mean YES!"
PUTIN YELLS "NYET!"
Putin raising his voice and expressing his Alpha male superiority makes Obama piss his pants and cry like a little girl.
Another round goes to PUTIN. So far the judges have Putin winning 6 rounds Obongo 1
Can Obama recover or is it all over for the Kenyan born pot smoking affirmative action harvard law professor??
In a dramatic change of fortune, obongo pulls himself off the mat....blood drooling out of his mongrel mouth.....he raises up and declares that Trump will NOT be allowed on the ballot in Minnesota thus guaranteeing those electoral votes go to Hitlery. Can he come back from the dead? Can he somehow get an eagle on a par 4?
Round 9 goes to the Half Kenyan who was born by the father of a Colony hating finance minister from afreeka and a mudsharking whore from Kansas!
Well folks.....it's all over but the libtard crying. Putin was just too much for the smooth talking halfrican. Sure Obama could dance up to a podium and read a teleprompter but he couldn't dance in the ring or read a left hook.
Some say the Putin victory in the ring was a metaphor of the future. It was a glimpse of the upcoming Crusades II where Goodness triumphs over Evil and the Moooslim invaders are driven back to their prehistoric caves.
Forget Batman and Robin....the new Dynamic Duo!!!!!
Russia and America....live together in perfect harmony
Sing it baby! Sing it!
1987- General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!