Obongo - "Okay Okay....I'll do anything just don't hurt me"
Putin - "I like this tie. Give me this tie"
Obongo - "Right here? Right Now? But I'll look like a pussy."
Putin - "I take tie....right here...RIGHT NOW!"
Obongo - "Okay, but only if you promise not to invade Ukraine."
Putin - "I take Crimea and tie and you do nothing!"