Favorite "Patton" Lines

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Favorite "Patton" Lines

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One of the best war movies of all time was on TCM tonight.
George C. Scott was NAILS as one of the USA's most brilliant, if eccentric,
military commanders.

OK, here are two of my faves:

After a key victory in North Africa:
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"

Soldier in France: "Where are you going, General?"
"Berlin! I'm gonna personally shoot that paperhanging sonofabitch!"

:lol: :twisted:
“If you look at folks of color, even women, they’re more
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"you're nothing but a coward!"
sorry about that whammy!
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the best is when George C. Scott is talking about getting shot in the nose to whom ?

Karl Malden, the guy with the biggest nose on planet earth.
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"Blow me Bitch!!!"





Oh shit, wrong movie.
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Re: Favorite "Patton" Lines

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mvscal wrote:
Funkywhiteboy wrote:After a key victory in North Africa:
"Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your book!"
Unfortunately, Patton and Rommel never fought against each other.
Let's blame that one on co-screenwriter Francis Ford Coppola.
In the context of the scene, it's still a great line, IMO. :lol:
“If you look at folks of color, even women, they’re more
successful in the Democratic Party than they are in the white, uh,
excuse me, in the Republican Party.” (NPR Interview Of Howard Dean
<http://www.breitbart.tv/html/153493.html> , 8/15/08)
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this is a barracks not a bordello

well get back down there, your the only sumbitch who knows what he's doin

i won't subsudize cowardice

its bad enough i have to wetnurse montgomery i won't stand for that
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Post by Racer X »

How about an actual quote?


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Post by mothster »

Racer X wrote:How about an actual quote?


"A good plan, violently executed now, is better than a perfect plan next week."
the above were actual quotes mensa
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Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.


Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled shit in Louisiana."


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