If _____ is elected, I'm moving to _____

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 11:47 pm

Someone should make a list of those who have made this claim. Then we can check it after next Tuesday's election. I read recently that someone said they were moving to Australia if Trump is elected. For the record, I'm not moving anywhere.
I guess that person was Barbra Streisand.

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:13 am

The Aussies have strict immigration policies. Why do people think the rest of the world allows borders as porous as the US's?

Innocent Bystander · Post by **Innocent Bystander** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 12:49 am

She's not your ex-wife, bro. You don't have to go off the grid. Just do you. Be a job creator, not a deadbeat.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 1:01 am

schmick wrote:If hiliary is elected Im moving in to hiding all of my income and will claim that I only make minimum wage

Congrats on the raise.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:04 am

R-Jack wrote:
schmick wrote:If hiliary is elected Im moving in to hiding all of my income and will claim that I only make minimum wage
Congrats on the raise.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:56 pm

If Hillary wins I'm buying another 10,000 rounds of ammo.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:46 pm

Rooster wrote:If Hillary wins I'm buying another 10,000 rounds of ammo.

Shouldn't you have a shit ton left after doing the same for Obama?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 8:58 pm

Shouldn't you have a shit ton left after doing the same for Obama?
Obama isn't done yet. I see he's ~~commuting quite a few prison sentences~~, letting more felons out of jail.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sat Nov 05, 2016 9:15 pm

You voluntarily live in Florida. You can't be that concerned with criminals and all-around weirdos roaming around.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 11:35 pm

Wolfman wrote: I guess that person was Barbra Streisand.

And that's... the REST of the story.

Paul Harvey's got nothing on you. If Wolfman wins, I'm moving to Florida.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:23 am

If kim-chi wins I'm moving to.. Pyongyang? If ammo wins I'm moving to Hillary.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 1:28 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Rooster wrote:If Hillary wins I'm buying another 10,000 rounds of ammo.
Shouldn't you have a shit ton left after doing the same for Obama?

You can never have enough ammunition on hand for when the Lefties trespass on my property while on their way to Canada after Tuesday. Castle doctrine and all... :wink:

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:51 pm

If either candidate wins I'm still moving next weekend. Okay so it is only a couple miles away from where I live now and a much nicer home with a far bigger yard. But dammit I am moving.

Also even hiring movers doesn't make moving that much less of a pain in the ass.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:53 pm

After the results are in Tuesday, I'll probably move to the kitchen for a sammich.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Nov 06, 2016 9:56 pm

I will also be moving to Dinsdale's kitchen.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:42 pm

schmick wrote:
Innocent Bystander wrote:She's not your ex-wife, bro. You don't have to go off the grid. Just do you. Be a job creator, not a deadbeat.

I am a job creator, I am part owner of a medical administrative service that employs 20+ people. As a single person with no dependents I'm pretty much raped on state and federal income taxes and another dim in the white house will just make it worse. I see no reason for me to pay more in taxes than a family of 5, they use a lot more tax paid services than I do.

We need common sense income tax and while Trump may not move us in that direction, I'm sure hiliary will move us in the opposite direction.

So, where are you moving to? And when?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Sun Nov 06, 2016 11:56 pm

Mikey wrote:
So, where are you moving to? And when?

My kitchen is pretty big.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:07 am

Dinsdale wrote: My kitchen is pretty big.

Is that a metaphor?

Because...I don't swing that way. Sorry.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Nov 07, 2016 12:39 am

P.S. trev, my kitchen is enormous .

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:21 am

If Hillary wins, there will be a lot of domes around here ready for immediate occupancy.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 3:04 am

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:P.S. trev, my kitchen is enormous .

You trying to compensate for something?

T1B

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