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Betcha he still votes.
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She lives in Florida just like you. She probably voted a week or two ago.
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BSmack wrote:She lives in Florida just like you. She probably voted a week or two ago.

I visited Florida once. The whole state smelled like my grandfather's medicine cabinet. I vowed to never return.
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
BSmack wrote:She lives in Florida just like you. She probably voted a week or two ago.

I visited Florida once. The whole state smelled like my grandfather's medicine cabinet. I vowed to never return.
Canadians do leave a hell of a scent trail here.
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I would thank you to refrain from ever using Janet Reno and tits in the same sentence ever again. Hell, I would be for a modification to the first amendment making it unlawful.
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Judging from your photos, I'll bet you have bigger tits than Janet Reno ever had.
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Finally....a woman that could drop her balls in Screwy's mouth......gone before he even got a chance.


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Goober McTuber wrote:Judging from your photos, I'll bet you have bigger tits than Janet Reno ever had.
Without a doubt. And probably better looking as well.
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smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Judging from your photos, I'll bet you have bigger tits than Janet Reno ever had.
Without a doubt. And probably better looking as well.
Less hair would be a start.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Judging from your photos, I'll bet you have bigger tits than Janet Reno ever had.
Without a doubt. And probably better looking as well.
Less hair would be a start.
On my tits?

I suspect Reno has hairier tits than I. I did not inherit the fury dago gene from my grandfather.
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So who did you inherit the mega-retard gene from? The mailman?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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I doubt anyone believes I would exchange PMs with you, tubby.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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The next 4 years should provide much amusement as certain tards go chasing their tails.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:So who did you inherit the mega-retard gene from? The mailman?
:lol:
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Roach wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Goobs PM'd me and said that if you're fucking a guy with a bad stomach disorder in the ass and pull out, what you're going to see on your dick is a Janet Reno.

Just passing this info along...
Is that like Spilling the Beans?
It sure sounds like some sort of shutyomouth.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Smackie Chan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So who did you inherit the mega-retard gene from? The mailman?
:lol:
My occasional forays into retardedness have been mostly alcohol induced, not genetic.
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smackaholic wrote:
Smackie Chan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So who did you inherit the mega-retard gene from? The mailman?
:lol:
My occasional forays into retardedness have been mostly alcohol induced, not genetic.
You must get drunk like all the time. Like do you have an IV drip of single malt so you can use both hands to post here?
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