2016 Election Day Thread

[Go Coogs']

This is the direction progressive thinkers wanted, isn't it? You wanted forward thinking with gay rights. You wanted national healthcare. You wanted more government and entitlement spending. You wanted higher minimum wage and better subsidies for college tuition. You wanted real change and now you got it with a non-ivy league grad business mogul reality TV star self-absorbed orange faced maniac. He is going to rock D.C. to its core.

That is CHANGE you can certainly believe in.


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[Dinsdale]

a non-ivy league grad

Wanna back up and take another run at that one?

[Mikey]

a non-ivy league grad

Wanna back up and take another run at that one?

You've got to consider the author here. Sort of a non-GED grad.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Okay fellas...

The Peace Bridge...Niagara Fall USA...10:45PM...TONIGHT.
Pack lightly, I need to get as many of you in the van as possible.

Shlomo, wtf bro??? I showed up last night only to find some scraggly old Jew sitting in a rusted out Aero Star who said his name was "Uncle Herschel." He demanded cash up front. I said that wasn't part of the deal and he peeled out like a bat out of hell!

Then I spotted his cohort...





I demand answers!

YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR ONE CHANCE OUTTA THAT HELL-HOLE...AND YOU BLEW IT!
Uncle Herschel is as solid as a shiny new shekel.
He would give you the sweatshop shirt factory shirt off the backs of his undocumented migrant workers his back.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I just read in the Igloo Spin Zone Forum that Dr. Phibes is leading a rescue mission to extract some of you fly-overs...

He's naming the mission OPERATION: "Put Them Out Of Their Missouri"

Don't do it, Phibes. You're way in above your head...you're too emotionally invested in a dead-end cause. Wags can fend for himself.

[Go Coogs']

a non-ivy league grad

Wanna back up and take another run at that one?

You've got to consider the author here. Sort of a non-GED grad.

Didn't see the Penn affiliation. My mistake.

Otherwise, lick my big balls, Mikey


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[Mikey]

Didn't see the Penn affiliation. My mistake.

Otherwise, lick my big balls, Mikey


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You must have me mixed up with Pikkkle. He might pay you for the privilege.

[smackaholic]

YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR ONE CHANCE OUTTA THAT HELL-HOLE...AND YOU BLEW IT!
Uncle Herschel is as solid as a shiny new shekel.
He would sell you the sweatshop shirt factory shirt off the backs of his undocumented migrant workers his back for 10% under retail.

ftfy

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

YOU IDIOT! THAT WAS YOUR ONE CHANCE OUTTA THAT HELL-HOLE...AND YOU BLEW IT!
Uncle Herschel is as solid as a shiny new shekel.
He would sell you the sweatshop shirt factory shirt off the backs of his undocumented migrant workers his back for 10% under retail.

ftfy

Please...that's supposed to be kept a secret until Black Friday. Competition is tough enough around here with Chaim's Bargain Hut breathing down our necks... :(

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Fuck you, Chaim. Do you hear me? FUCK YOU.

:x

[smackaholic]

That columnist is absolutely clueless.

Do those hillbillies want to go back to the 60s?

Well, the part where we had a thriving industrial base and people without rocket surgery degrees could make a decent living? Yeah, they want that back. And I really don't think they'd mind if some of those gigs went to balck folks. In fact, I am pretty sure that balck folks in the same boat wouldn't mind a few of those jobs as well.

This fukking moron thinks that bubba is pissed because tyrone stole his job. Tyrone did no such thing. He doesn't have a job either. Manuel and Charlie Chan on the other hand.....

If there is any racial component to this, it is the fact that bubba is a little fucking tired of being called a racist, whether it be by their president or this fukking hack that couldn't write his way out of a wet paper bag.

[Goober McTuber]

Awesome melt, Goobs!!!

You really are this fucking stupid.

[The Big Pickle]

Awesome melt, Goobs!!!

You really are this fucking stupid.

Did you just get back from storming the State Capitol?


I tried to run over a few of you freaks in the middle of the road, but you sure move fast with 5000 lbs of steel on your arse!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Now we'll see if Trump really can "shake up Washington," or if it was all just a bunch of gas bagging. I suspect once he settles in, he'll be just another politician.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/12/us/po ... -team.html

Well, that didn't take long.

[War Wagon]

I just read in the Igloo Spin Zone Forum that Dr. Phibes is leading a rescue mission to extract some of you fly-overs...

He's naming the mission OPERATION: "Put Them Out Of Their Missouri"

Don't do it, Phibes. You're way in above your head...you're too emotionally invested in a dead-end cause. Wags can fend for himself.

Been kinda' busy lately, handing out tissues to friends, family, coworkers, etc. and missed this.




All is well in the flyover, business as usual. I would be remiss in not thanking the following:

FL, NC, PA, OH, MI, - bless your hearts.

But most importantly, Wisconsin, where half of my bleeding heart liberal college educated but have never had an honest days work douche bag family live and breathe. Happy Thanksgiving! I won't be there this year and don't bother calling. I'll be busy watching football and eating a frozen turkey pot pie for dinner.

[smackaholic]

Wags, you are gonna pass on an opportunity to go up their and gloat a little?

Pussy.

[War Wagon]

I'm not driving 700 miles to gloat, even were I inclined to do so.

Being as how I didn't even bother to vote, nothing to gloat about. Wife and daughter waited in line 2-1/2 hours to cast their votes, our polling place is a dysfunctional clusterfuck. Had I gone there and saw the lines, I would've turned right around and gone back home.

Missouri is a reliable red state anyway. I can count on all the rural voters showing up and completely overwhelming the few blue counties.

[Screw_Michigan]

Being as how I didn't even bother to vote

Nice going. Refrain from participating in political threads from this date forward.

[War Wagon]

Sorry, I'll post when, where and what I choose. Needs not have permission.

[Screw_Michigan]

Couldn't even be bothered to vote. All that needs to be said.

[Dinsdale]

Couldn't even be bothered to vote. All that needs to be said.

My ballot is still sitting there, unopened.

My presidential vote didn't matter, and all of the state and local issues I cared about were landslides in the polls. I live in a one-party rule area, and that isn't changing any time soon.

So yeah... couldn't be bothered. If there was a heated race I cared about, then sure.

[War Wagon]

Couldn't even be bothered to vote. All that needs to be said.

For the 1st and only time since 1980, when I turned 18.

Such was my disdain for both of these choices.

[Goober McTuber]

Awesome melt, Goobs!!!

You really are this fucking stupid.

I don't get it. :?

The editorial was beyond over the top. I thought it was hilarious and figured you would enjoy it, and we could share a laugh. But no, you took it all serious and thought it reflected my views. Moron.

Yes, the next 4 years should prove muy entertaining.

[Left Seater]

So voter fraud doesn't happen or so we are told by those on the left. Voter ID is just a suppression tactic.

Yet Michigan admitted today that at least 31 people voted twice in the November election. These criminals will at least be named to prosecutors. What may be even worse is that of the 136 precincts the election commissioner looked into only 65 were able to match the number of ballots to the number of voters.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.foxnews. ... ent=safari

[smackaholic]

Voter fraud has been around as long as there have been elections. This is a fact. There is one reason and one reason only to be against voter IDs. It makes fraud a little harder.

[mvscal]

Being as how I didn't even bother to vote,

Well you're dead now so that's another Biden vote.

[BSmack]

Guys, I got the van all gassed up with super-test...

I found some sleeping bags outside the local men's shelter, so I threw those in the back too.
I'm backing up as far as I can to the border crossing, but I don't have any wire cutters for the fence, so one of you fellas needs to bring them.

See you guys later tonight. I got a cooler full of cheese sandwiches and Rice Krispie squares.


WELCOME TO CANADA

I should have met up with him.