Official Arch Angel 2016 T1B Ass Kicking Tour

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Arch Angel is gearing up to administer some physical justice on all the "weak ass pussies" of T1B. Check in here if you want a piece of this self-proclaimed "board legend" and Real Life Badass.

Tentative Ass Beating Itinerary:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial on November 30th
Screw_Michigan on December 3rd
Moving Sale on December 7th
LTS TRN 2 on December 10th

[Dinsdale]

Shit, he could easily be here by December 12th, but I'm a fucking Great American, so I hope and pray I'm spared the wrath of a Legendary Beatdown.

[Goober McTuber]

As long as he's going to be out in Cali, he might as well beat up Mikey, just on general principal.

[Mikey]

As long as he's going to be out in Cali, he might as well beat up Mikey, just on general principal.

If he makes a San Diego detour he'll never make it to SLO or the Bay Area. That would not be good for ticket sales.

[Screw_Michigan]

I'm volunteering to fight Arch on the East Lawn of the fucking Capitol and I'll even have it broadcast on Facebook Live. How does that sound, you giant pussy?

USA! USA! USA!

#MakeT1BGreatAgain

[Goober McTuber]

#MakeT1BGreatAgain

Again? :?

[Mikey]

#MakeT1BGreatAgain

Again? :?

Like it was back in the 50's, before Led Zeppelin started plagiarizing American blues singers.

[BSmack]

Shit, he might as well stop in the ROC. We can duke it out on the Pont De Rennes bridge. Winner gets a can of Genny Cream Ale at the Genesee Brew Haus.

[Mikey]

I don't see a category for wild bore,
so does Arch Angel count as non-venomous arthropod or "other mammal?"

[Screw_Michigan]

Winner gets a can of Genny Cream Ale at the Genesee Brew Haus.

That's a punishment.

[Dinsdale]

Which oddly enough looks very similar to a population distribution map.

[BSmack]

Winner gets a can of Genny Cream Ale at the Genesee Brew Haus.

That's a punishment.

OK, then perhaps one of the far more tasty Pilot Batch brews?

http://www.geneseebeer.com/pilotbatch/

[Mikey]

Which oddly enough looks very similar to a population distribution map.

Yeah, amazing how that works. Most people <=> most deaths.

I wonder how the deaths per 100,000 would look. You want to take a stab at that?

[Dinsdale]

I wonder how the deaths per 100,000 would look. You want to take a stab at that?

No, since I couldn't care less.

[Bucmonkey]

I'll join Wolf for an Arch double team...that didn't sound right... :?

[R-Jack]

Let Arch Uncle know I'll probably be free the 11th. I know that is cutting close to LTS's controlled demolition, but it's the best I could do.

[The Big Pickle]

I'll join Arch on a libtard arse kicking tour. Ebony and Ivory...sing it bitches!!!!!!

[R-Jack]

I don't know. It's going to be tough for Arch to maintain any reach advantage with you strapped to his cock, you insatiable mudshark

[trev]

As long as he's going to be out in Cali, he might as well beat up Mikey, just on general principal.

This would be fun.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'll join Arch on a libtard arse kicking tour. Ebony and Ivory...sing it bitches!!!!!!

You spelled "licking" wrong.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I haven't heard from Arch yet, but I plan on showing up tomorrow. I've been doing extra pull ups and studying shoot fighting vids on You Tube, so I'm ready to go. I plan on wiping the floor with this clown harder than Trump plans on wiping his ass with the Constitution.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I'm following all the pre-shoot fighting action on Twitter.

#SayItToMyFace
#BringThePainWorldTour2016

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

On a scale of Mikey to LTS TRN 2, I'm at about a Screw_Michigan.

[trev]

[Mikey]

[Smackie Chan]

I don't know. It's going to be tough for Arch to maintain any reach advantage with you strapped to his cock, you insatiable mudshark

RACK that, and this:

I've been doing extra pull ups and studying shoot fighting vids on You Tube, so I'm ready to go. I plan on wiping the floor with this clown harder than Trump plans on wiping his ass with the Constitution.