Goobs - got your antibiotics?

[Goober McTuber]

What in the HECK is going on here? :?

Goobs is sliding around in deer poop

That will happen when you're kicking deer ass.

[Blitzen]

Poor ol' Goober, now we can add delusional to the list of naughty things for Santa.

Tell you what Mr. McTuber, the Reindeer all gathered together in a conference call with the Big Guy. We also got the Deciders on the line for some input. To whit, most of us feel somewhat bad for the mistreatment you've received over the last couple of years, while deserved mind you, as you are a tedious lush and all around poor sport, we feel the need to make amends. So, with that said, we all chipped in and passed the stocking around the table and found the perfect gift for you this season. In the spirit of the holiday, please put this instrument of joy to full use. We've included instructions just in case you have difficulty deciding which end goes where. But as you are gifted in the way of all things LGBT, you'll figure it out.

Merry Christmas buddy!

[Mikey]

With an entire team of reindeer taking on TIMPLPW,* this could go on forever.
Or at least a couple of weeks.


*The Interwebs Most Prolific Last Post Whore

[Goober McTuber]

It's always amusing to watch the board's lesser lights cheering on anonymous shit-trolls in their pathetic efforts to accomplish what these same lesser lights are unable to accomplish on their own. Happy hollow-days, tards.

[Comet]

Inside his closet, Goobs in Drag
Out jumps drunk old whisky Fag
Down to the salon to get waxed
Later tonight his fudge gets packed

Ho ho Mo, Goobs will blow
Ho ho Mo, Black guy named Bo
Out in the alley, dick dick dick
Down in the gutter, taints he'll lick

First comes the Johnson of big, black Will
Jizz in his mouth, he will not spill
Sucks big cocks until their clean
All for a bottle of Jim Beam

Ho ho Mo, Old Queen Goobs
Ho ho Mo, He wants fake boobs
Surf on his Laptop, dick dick dick
Big Black Cocks will he click

[Carson]

Rack Comet.

[Goober McTuber]

It's always amusing to watch the board's lesser lights cheering on anonymous shit-trolls in their pathetic efforts to accomplish what these same lesser lights are unable to accomplish on their own. Happy hollow-days, tards.

Not at all. I'm in a grand holiday mood. If I was mad I wouldn't have included one of these:

And I would never stoop to drinking Jim Beam.

[Blitzen]

And I would never stoop to drinking Jim Beam.

Well of course you wouldn't. More Jim Beam means getting more sloppy drunk. More sloppy drunk means more sloppy dick. More sloppy dick means more Jim Beam.

It's an infinite loop of drunken gay festivities and a win-win-win for you!

[Goober McTuber]

And I would never stoop to drinking Jim Beam.

Well of course you wouldn't. More Jim Beam means getting more sloppy drunk. More sloppy drunk means more sloppy dick. More sloppy dick means more Jim Beam.

It's an infinite loop of drunken gay festivities and a win-win-win for you!

English not your primary language, corky?

[Blitzen]

English not your primary language, corky?

Try reading it when you're not face down on some dude in an alley, drunk out of your mind with Jim Beam and sperm breath.

It will make more sense.

[Dasher]

It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas
Ev'rywhere Goobs goes
Take a look at the Five O'Clock, it's glistening once again
And bourbon stains and little hearts that glow

It's beginning to look at lot like Boozemas
Reeks from ev'ry pour
But the ugliest sight to see is the pissing that will be
Down his owwwwwn pant leg

[Goober McTuber]

English not your primary language, corky?

Try reading it when you're not face down on some dude in an alley, drunk out of your mind with Jim Beam and sperm breath.

It will make more sense.

I could drink, smoke, snort, whatever, and your pathetic bleatings would still not make sense. Moron.

[Rudolph]

I'm just glad it's Goobs who's getting his heart kicked in.

May santa leave you a bowl of his own hot steamy radio active undigested ass corn.

[Blitzen]

I could drink, smoke, snort, whatever, and your pathetic bleatings would still not make sense. Moron.

So English is your second language? Third?

Is your feeble brain so polluted and awash with booze that you've become a pickled, hydrocephalic baby, incapable of cognizant thought? Listen up you ancient blunder, comb the crust out of your cum'stache, brush your nasty ass, black teeth, pick up a dictionary and put down the nippled bottle of Beamer.

Your liver will thank you. It won't improve your stupidity any, but you might just live another six months.

Or not. :twisted:

Oh, and Happy Horror Days, ya' old twat.

[Blitzen]

It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas,
Goober's going to blow,
Every transient on the street,
He'll whistle upon their meat
To earn that Jim Beam dough.

It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas,
Eyes are red and sore,
But the hideous sight to see,
Is Goobs on bended knee,
Puking up man spore.

He'll gobble more hairy roots, mouth piston until they shoot
It's the wish of Pikkle and Ben,
Bottles that talk, enticing more black cock,
Is Goober's prayer and yen,
Pops and Sale can hardly wait, Goob's blackouts will begin.

It's beginning to look a lot like Boozemas,
Everywhere he goes,
There's more crank in the Grand Hotel,
One more in the park as well,
Goober's alight with a jizz stained glow.

[Screw_Michigan]

Man, I almost feel bad for Gobbles considering the assblasting he's taken from the reindeer this season.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Man, I almost feel bad for Gobbles considering the assblasting he's taken from the reindeer this season.

It's a holiday tradition.

[Dasher]

Stacks his bar with tons of whiskey
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Acts like he is not a drunkie
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Has to wear sunglasses indoors
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Cuz he is a bloodshot eyesore
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hear his slurring words before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Lost his license, now he rides bus
Fa la la la la, la la la la

He won't stop his last word whoring
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Leaves his readers tired and snoring
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Huong is sick of waxing his junk
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Cuz he's always flaccid and drunk
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Join us in this brutal goring
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Of Goobs, who is sloshed and boring
Fa la la la la, la la la la

[Goober McTuber]

English not your primary language, corky?

Try reading it when you're not face down on some dude in an alley, drunk out of your mind with Jim Beam and sperm breath.

It will make more sense.

I could drink, smoke, snort, whatever, and your pathetic bleatings would still not make sense. Moron.

I could drink, smoke, snort, whatever, and your pathetic bleatings would still not make sense. Moron.

So English is your second language? Third?

IKYABWAI. Oh yeah, The flying rodents are just kicking ass and taking names.

[The Big Pickle]

Maybe goobs and pedo can do a combo suicide.


Both need to DIE!

[Goober McTuber]

Yup. He's angry. :grin:

Nope. Disappointed. In the quality of the recent crop of reindeer. :)

[Mikey]

So Goobs is slipping in deer shit and the deer are slipping in Goobs shit. A lot of shit being exchanged here.

[Goober McTuber]

So Goobs is slipping in deer shit and the deer are slipping in Goobs shit. A lot of shit being exchanged here.

Don't forget that that Papa Willie is full of shit, due to it being a staple of his "diet".

[Goober McTuber]

So Goobs is slipping in deer shit and the deer are slipping in Goobs shit. A lot of shit being exchanged here.

Errrrrr - I was saying that they've had their hooves up his ass this entire thread.

Re-read the entire thread and see what a lying fat liar you are.

You might be funny if you weren't so pathetic.

[Dasher]

Everyone thinks the guy getting his ass kicked is getting his ass kicked, except the guy getting his ass kicked. Funny how that goes. If our hooves spend any more time crammed up your grunthole, we'll have to start paying property taxes to your colon.

[Goober McTuber]

It seems that with each successive generation of reindeer, the ass-kicking bar has been set progressively lower. By next year I fully expect to see Sirfuckafist running the Vixen troll.

[Screw_Michigan]

It seems that with each successive generation of reindeer, the ass-kicking bar has been set progressively lower. By next year I fully expect to see Sirfuckafist running the Vixen troll.

He can barely run his own shit nick.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It seems that with each successive generation of reindeer, the ass-kicking bar has been set progressively lower.

Curiously, you're the only one (or at least the most prominent voice) who's pronouncing this.

[Mikey]

It seems that with each successive generation of reindeer, the ass-kicking bar has been set progressively lower.

Curiously, you're the only one (or at least the most prominent voice) who's pronouncing this.

Southerners and Canadians have a hard time pronouncing things.

[Goober McTuber]

It seems that with each successive generation of reindeer, the ass-kicking bar has been set progressively lower.

Curiously, you're the only one (or at least the most prominent voice) who's pronouncing this.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

[Jay in Phoenix]

It seems that with each successive generation of reindeer, the ass-kicking bar has been set progressively lower.

Curiously, you're the only one (or at least the most prominent voice) who's pronouncing this.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

A subject you know precious little about.

-sin-

Your lack of humor.

[Goober McTuber]

Pot. Kettle. Fuck. Off.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Ah yes, a splendid rejoinder basted in the finest IKYABWAI broth.

Your "genius" speaks for itself.

[Goober McTuber]

There's a subtle difference between IKYABWAI and the pot calling the kettle black. Not that someone of your simple intellect would understand.

[Jay in Phoenix]

I understand you're a drunken, bitter, humorless old prune who doesn't know the difference between his plungered sphincter and a hole in his head.

So there is that.

[Goober McTuber]

I can't remember the last time I was drunk.

Wait, that didn't come out right.....