Although LaVar Ball's outrageous comments had been relatively harmless over the course of the college basketball season, his latest accusation will likely be much more controversial.
"Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow," Ball said, per Clay Fowler of the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin. "I told Lonzo—'One of these games you might need to go for 30 or 40 points.' It turned out the that was the one game. Then once they get to the Elite Eight, they're right there."
The father of UCLA star Lonzo Ball likely was referring to Bryce Alford, TJ Leaf and Thomas Welsh, three white starters for the Bruins.
UCLA fell to Kentucky in the Sweet 16 by a score of 86-75.
While Ball might have wanted his son to score 30 points, Lonzo ended with just 10 points on 4-of-10 shooting from the field, including a 1-of-6 effort from three-point range. Meanwhile, his counterpart, De'Aaron Fox, scored 39 points for Kentucky.
As for his teammates, Leaf has declared for the NBA draft and is expected to be a first-round pick, according to DraftExpress. Meanwhile, Alford finished his career with 1,922 points, which is one of the best totals in UCLA history.
White players are too slow
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White players are too slow
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: White players are too slow
In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
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Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
What's your fascination with dudes licking other dude's cranks?
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Re: White players are too slow
Tina Ball, the mother of his children, is white. His comments are invalid. Levar is the Kit Culkin of basketball. He needs to stop living through his kid.
As for De'Aaron, that's an unnecessarily ornate spelling of Darren. But whatever.
As for De'Aaron, that's an unnecessarily ornate spelling of Darren. But whatever.
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I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Your first clue was that his dick tasted like shit, right?smackaholic wrote:In other breaking news, Barry Manilow is gay.
What's your fascination with dudes licking other dude's cranks?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
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In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.Jay in Phoenix wrote:Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
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smackaholic wrote:In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.Jay in Phoenix wrote:Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
I would suppose he's drunk(er than usualm).
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: White players are too slow
smackaholic wrote:In addition he apparently can't comprehend basic english. Marty never claimed he was licking a dick.Jay in Phoenix wrote:Awesome use of IKYABWAI. Kudos.Goober McTuber wrote:I wasn't licking it. suckaholic was.
So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
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Re: White players are too slow
Exonerated.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
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You should sue Jay for slander, just as I'll be suing you for the same.Goober McTuber wrote:Exonerated.
88, do you take slander cases?
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Re: White players are too slow
"...you can't win no championship..."
Obviously this guy didn't major in English during his brief sojourn in college.
Obviously this guy didn't major in English during his brief sojourn in college.
Cock o' the walk, baby!
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Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
The prosecution rests.
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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
The prosecution rests.
Goobs: "Did I pass the bar, your honour? Why yes, several in fact, on my way to this trial..."
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Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.Ankle nibbler in Phoenix wrote:Interesting. So Goobs is exonerated, yet still remains a humorless illiterate.Dr_Phibes wrote:So if that's the case, he's not guilty of the IKYABWAI.
The prosecution rests.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: White players are too slow
Goober McTuber wrote:
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.
Recycling your Screwey material, Goobs?
You should farm this stuff out...I can ghost-write for you. I take PayPal payments, unless you want to use bank transfers. I can PM you a "sampler pack" and if you like my work, we can set you up with a weekly or monthly plan...but of course, the annual membership is the best deal.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Don't let him Jew you out of the senior discount, goobs.
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Re: White players are too slow
So you're still obsessing over dudes, their junk and faggot sex.
Check, check and double check.
Ease away from the bottle Goober, you're losing it.
Check, check and double check.
Ease away from the bottle Goober, you're losing it.
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Re: White players are too slow
Recycling Screwball's own material.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:
You wouldn't know humor if it was dropping it's large hairy balls in your mouth.
Recycling your Screwey material, Goobs?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim