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Goober McTuber
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...continues to fail at life. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Looks like he's working a man weave. I remember him balder.
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What fools these mortals be.......guess he won't be hitting the tour anytime soon?
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Wolfman wrote:guess he won't be hitting the tour anytime soon?
The same prolly can't be said about him hitting the sauce.
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Apparently he didn't handle this latest setback very well. There's another headline in the same corner of the CNN homepage. "Tiger kills zookeeper".
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Goober McTuber wrote:Apparently he didn't handle this latest setback very well. There's another headline in the same corner of the CNN homepage. "Tiger kills zookeeper".
:bode:
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88 wrote:Bad club selection led to extra shots. He probably should have used his screwdriver.
ftfy

did you catch the story about how espn, ever the Tiger fanboys tried to de-nick nolte him a little and got busted. :lol:
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He looks more Asian when he's fukked up.
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The police report put Black as race. That's not correct. Or does it matter anymore since his father is no longer around to insist?
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Probably should have gone with Beige.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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smackaholic wrote:He looks more Asian when he's fukked up.
So do you...
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Domed...
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He was absolutely shit-hammered. Whether it was alcohol or prescription mess is irrelevant. He had no business behind a wheel and should receive whatever punishment is warranted for a first time OUI offense.


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