Free to a good home.

[smackaholic]

Well, actually, a shit home will do. I just decided that I don't really have the interest to put the work in that a troll deserves. It's really just not my thing. So, I'm gonna leave it sitting here, door unlocked with the key in it. Besides, I would likely have outted myself soon. I kind of did on about the second post, but nobody was watching the store so I was able to cover my tracks.

Actually, I just had another idea. Maybe we should just make it a community troll. Keep the password as is and let anyone take it for a spin that gets the notion to.

Mods, is it possible to lock the pword so no one can steal it for their own?

Anyway, have at it and try not to make me regret the decision to let it go.

ID: ghost of wags

pword: Marlboro

[Jay in Phoenix]

Well, the good news is, it wasn't poptard pulling the strings.

But now he can. Hmm.

Time for ghost wags to shuffle on to the light.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Hey guys. I was at the supermarket today and I spotted what looked like a dude trying to shoplift a kiełbasa down the front of his skinny jeans. I considered reporting this to the store manager, but
I thought that somehow he'd get the wrong idea about me, or worse still...that I may have been completely mistaken and that the hunky bro might just have had an impressive crank. I felt an inner tumult...I couldn't sleep well...I kept tossing and turning, so the wife exiled me to the couch. Luckily, I had a stack of Men's Health mags stashed in the ottoman...which I keep for some occasional light reading...I might be in some sort of crisis. Your thoughts?"


Sincerely, Trans-oholic

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

"Hey guys. I was at the supermarket today and I spotted what looked like a dude trying to shoplift a kiełbasa down the front of his skinny jeans. I considered reporting this to the store manager, but
I thought that somehow he'd get the wrong idea about me, or worse still...that I may have been completely mistaken and that the hunky bro might just have had an impressive crank. I felt an inner tumult...I couldn't sleep well...I kept tossing and turning, so the wife exiled me to the couch. Luckily, I had a stack of Men's Health mags stashed in the ottoman...which I keep for some occasional light reading...I might be in some sort of crisis. Your thoughts?"


Sincerely, Trans-oholic

Sincerely, a-guy-who-isn't-an-admin-here-anymore

[smackaholic]

You son on a bitch.... I told you it was just an innocent case of better than average peripheral vision.

[ghost of wags]

Huh.

Still sitting here, right where I left it.

I was sure it would at least have a broken window in a dump like this.

[ghost of wags]

Hard to believe someone would be stupid enough to give away a troll they set up with their actual workplace email (which of course shows up when you go to change the password).


BTW, admins, I changed the password in order to protect smackaholic from himself. Feel free to delete this nic permanently.

[smackaholic]

:doh:

No worries really. Don't think an email address being out there is anything that someone could do too much harm with. What could they do, besides inform my company I waste time on an interweb bb.

Anyway, thanks for saving me from myself.

[ghost of wags]

Having your real name might enable someone to find your Facebook page. :P

[smackaholic]

It very well might. I haven't hid my fb page from anyone. Any of you fukks wanna be my fbb, ask away.